Kevbeau

Please don't say trial and error.

See what happens when you watch too much porn.

Agreed. Take care of your vendor and he'll take care of you.

Had a big one pop out of some tall grass yesterday while horseback riding. My horse is a trained field horse, so he just stared at the thing, but it scared the other horses pretty good. Had a couple horses take off running one way (with riders) and the turkey did his best imitation of the road runner going the other way. Funny as hell. I see them quite a bit, but most people we take out riding have never seen a wild turkey and are amazed at how big they can get.

Well, I guess I could use a smiley. At least they're not as bad as emoticons.

Sarcasm. Obviously I need to work on my delivery.

I remember the Earl slingin' suds back at the Rockpile. Kind of a tangent, but does anyone remember "The Butcher." He was the "husky" bat boy who would try to catch the fouls that rolled back down the screen behind home plate. I remember him snagging one behind the back and the crowd went nuts. The opposing team would even stand on the dugout steps and watch him. Alas, when the Bisons moved to Pilot Field, the screen was never tight enough and the fouls would just get stuck instead of popping back off onto the field.

OLN showed it (best Bill Murray/Groundhog Day voice) over, and over, and over again. Since the Jumbotron obviously is tuned into OLN 24/7, Flyers fans should feel vindicated.

There was a clock? JK...notice the globe too?

"You ski the K-12 dude, and girls will go sterile just looking at you!" "Go that way...really fast. If something gets in your way....turn." Charles De Mar rocks.

He needs to have a pro take care of it if he ever wants to sell his house. Here in GA, I have to pay a company $50 a month to "monitor" my house (They also treat for other insects), just so that when it comes time to sell it, I can prove the place is termite free.

Get a traffic cone and decorate it to look like Hatcher.

They stopped selling beer after thhe 2nd. our crowd is on fumes and still going strong!!!

7.) An Englishman and American are taking a leak next to each other in a public restroom. Both finish at the same time and the Englishman goes to the sink while the American walks out of the restroom. Trully apalled, the Englishman hurries after the American to tell him how disgusted he is.."Sir, we English observe proper manners and etiquette and always wash our hands after using the lavatory." The American looks at the Englishman and replies "That's great, but we Americans don't piss on our hands."

8.) A plane full of diplomats is flying over the Atlantic Coean when the pilot comes over the intercom to explain that they are having engine trouble and have to lighten the load on the plane. After throwing everything possible out, the plane still weighs too much and the pilots ask that the diplomats draw straws and the short straws have to jump (there are no parachutes). Well the English will have none of that, they all stand up, shout "God save the Queen,"...and all jump out. Not to be outdone, the French all stand up, shout "Viva La France,"...and all jump out. Trully inspired, the Americans all stand up, shout "Remember the Alamo," and threw out all the Mexicans.

Philly D Photoshop rocks.

"So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!"

The "waka..waka..waka" makes it. I think it's coming from the guy in the ghost costume.

http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/119813/ Could've been more inventive with the "bubble" sign. I don't understand the other, but it cracks me up anyway.

This one gets my vote. Funny schiat man.

Exactly. Bush, as a name will generate more interest beyond Houston than Mario Williams.

I would. As I said in another thread, it's much easier to find a good RB than it is a good DE. However, short term, Reggie Bush means more $$$ for the Texans so they'll continue to stumble their way to top 5 picks.

Went with Mario. Bush's talent is undeniable, but it's way easier to plug in a RB than it is a top level DE.

Wow Tom! Might want to think about getting a new publicist.

Sort of on topic. Drove by one of the local Baptist churches that never fails to amuse with their catchy little signs. Up on the board and special for Easter: "For all you do, His blood's for you."