Kevbeau

I have two chuckleheads that work for me that went to GA Tech that don’t know how to change a tire. Got stranded at a Braves game for 2 hrs waiting for AAA. My boss had to gently remind me that HR is listening even though he laughed when I told them their fathers had failed them. edit: they’re actually pretty good at their jobs, but c’mon

Better get movin’ then. Or better yet, there’s 1000s of HGTV shows and DIY blogs on how to make sh***y faux beams from Home Depot pine with a pin nailer and minwax. Only takes a weekend.

Blue Steel?

Loved craftsman tools before they offshored production. Since then, it’s basically the same as Harbor Freight. Hopefully this also marks a return to their previous brand strengths.

I’ll give you credit Tibs...you are always “on brand”

“Hey, you f’ers screwed up the last election we tried to rig so back to mandatory training. Don’t worry, it’s online.”

Tanking for a franchise QB?

And an eclectic mix if the pictures are representative. I haven’t seen that many revolvers since they stopped making Police Academy sequels.

So where does one get that sweet turquoise/gold number or the embossed park ranger models in the lower left picture?

Eight....eight hundred former federal prosecutors....ha....ha....ha.....ha

Evil-Lyn as VP? Can’t be Beast Man or Trap Jaw

I see a Smokey and the Bandit reboot in the making.

Apparently so was @catturd and @catturd1

“Doll’s eyes”

Can’t a guy just get a weakly funny layup anymore?

What sort of traffic lights you sitting at?

I agree in theory that may work, but if you up the stakes or withhold payout to a certain segment you are punishing a certain segment of the population that did “educate” themselves (to borrow from Chef Jim.) I agree on the need for a safety net, but by far the vast majority of people that depend on SS as their sole source of income could have taken steps to mitigate that. That IMO is not a safety net but a buyout to people who couldn’t act like adults.

I even read it in the narrator’s voice ?

I’m not here for the humanities discourse.

Figure it’s a strategic push to force the Trump re-election to divide their research and planning resources among several “possible” candidates, or.....it's basically the clown show it appears to be. [coin flip]

“Who are 9 people who have never been in my kitchen?”

This is going to end well

“We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it” If I approached my job job in the same way I’d at best be fired, at worst be in jail.

Is there a more cush sounding job than Director of Canadian Studies....at a university that doesn’t even border the country?

Even at 2 cents per ounce it almost effectively doubles the price of some products