Assquatch

Thats true, Autozone generally will read the codes for free. The question is whether they have the right connection for the 1994 model.

Did you check the turn signal fluid on the left side?

Burn your thighs?

Anyone care to do a quick recap for us poor souls who have youtube blocked at work?

"Clicking on all cylinders" is the one that gets me. Things can "click", or you can be "firing on all cylinders". I never hear that one correctly anymore. Its like everyone suddenly thinks cylinders are supposed to click!

With only seconds to go in OT, how do you not tackle the guy on his way to your net? The penalty does not carry into the SO. I guess its a habit/sportsmanship thing... Bah!

I thought you could be retried if there was significant new evidence?

You OK?

That reminds me of the joke about the elderly woman who goes to the doctor because her farts have no scent. She rips one in front of him to prove it, and he sends her home with a prescription for some pills to fix her obviously broken sense of smell.

Or here: http://www.everyvideogame.com/

Seems an easy fix for that would be to look at win% instead of total points.

The sad part of that picture is the guy wearing the jersey has a Flyers hat on. The last championship in Philadelphia in any sport (they have teams in all four major sports) was when exactly?

Season 1 I think. The kids were trying to breed an elephant with a pig. Of course, the elephant they chose was male and the pig was female. The pig's subsequent squeals led Chef to comment "Now I know how all those white women felt".

Are those sandwiches made by retards? Or, you know, retards between two pieces of bread?

Frequency?

On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off his itinerary to visit the coastline on an impromptu sightseeing trip. His 4X4 Popemobile was driving along the beautiful shoreline (an area where Western New Yorkers typically visit in the winter) when there was an enormous commotion heard just off the headland. He drove closer to see what it was. Upon approaching the scene, he saw a man in the water wearing a Miami Dolphins jersey, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark! At that moment, a speedboat containing three men wearing Buffalo Bills jerseys roared into view from around the point. Immediately, one of the men took aim and fired a harpoon into the shark's ribs, immobilizing it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled the Miami fan from the water and then, using long clubs, beat the shark to death. They then bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious man into the boat along with the dead shark and then prepared for a hasty retreat when they heard frantic shouting from the shore. It was the Pope summoning them to the beach. After they reached shore, the Pope praised them for the rescue and said, "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I had heard that there was bitter hatred in your country between the fans of the Bills and the Dolphins, but now I have seen with my own eyes this is not true. I can see that your society is a truly enlightened example of true harmony and companionship that could serve as a model on which other countries, like this one, could follow". He blessed them all and drove off in a cloud of dust. As he departed, the harpooner asked the others, "Who was that?" "That," one answered, "was his Holiness the Pope. He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom". "Well," the harpooner replied, "he doesn't know a thing about shark fishing!!

I'm sorry I wasted my time reading the article, but it said it was the baby's first SOLID poop. 19 weeks old.

Leper Messiah

Not only have I heard of him, he's got a nickname! Way to go TD! er... Marv!

Or: Slow and steady wins the race, but this is hockey"

Discuss

Wow, good memory! The players were right and only one of the prices was wrong.

There was a picture going around a couple years ago that showed two (male) flyer fans sort of embracing each other as the play carried on in front of them.. Sorry I cant describe it better but if anyone remembers what I'm talking about and can find it (I've had no luck as you can tell my memory of it is hazy) it might do us some good to dust it off for the fan wars.

The gloves they wear smell awful... I'd hate to imagine what that ice cream tastes like.

I hope this "slump" (where they have captured only 14 of the last 15 points) lasts all season!