Assquatch

Kid from "Bad Santa" Eric Wood

Shouldn't have to worry about any of them renegging.

"Click to enlarge"

Excel is trying to tell you that you should be using Access for your database instead of a spreadsheet program.

Yes. Did you see how cleverly he brought up several old tidbits of conversations and tidily jammed them all together? Not many people would get all those allusions, man. We're on the INside.

How will anyone know?

I did notice the only non ash-covered keys on her keyboard were T, W, O, B, I, L, S, D, R, V, and E. She must be one of us!

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/17/p...s.ap/index.html "The note said she was pregnant but "everything was gonna be OK, mom" and that she and boyfriend Casey Aldridge were going to raise the baby. "I thought it was a joke," Spears said in an interview. "... I kept waiting for the punch line." Spears said she realized it wasn't a joke because Aldridge, a pipe-layer from Liberty, Mississippi, wouldn't look at her."

1st and goal from the 6 would turn into 1st and goal from the 11 just like he said.

Did McGahee? Nobody else wanted to touch him after his knee injury. Donahoser spent a 1st rounder on him.

The submenus work fine for me in opera.

You leave my mom out of it and I'll leave it out of your mom.

"clicking on all cylinders" ===> Should be "firing on all cylinders"

I rebooted but now one of my hard drives isn't working. Can't figure out if its the master or the slave...

That goes right along with "What hapened was. . ." Just say what happened!

Link fixed to be safe for work - (although you may not get any work done for awhile if you click the link) - thanks stevestojan and apologies to any who were offended by the ads on the earlier linked page. For those who WISH to be offended, you'll have to click the link below where stevestojan quoted my earlier post. Megyn Price - her sweater puppets even made Grounded for Life and Rules of Engagement watchable.

a signature worthy quote

I just heard Trent from Kenmore. He was "the rookie" on GR last year.

I'd hit that too.

What do you call a drunk chick with no arms and no legs who stands in front of Marshawn's SUV on Chippewa at 3:30am? Patty

Nice cans on the gorilla in picture 4 of 6 (after you click the main picture).

It works better as 6ULDV8

Whose colon is called the "love canal"? What?

*-Fixed