Johnny Coli

I'm starting Greg Jones, as well. You're pretty set there, because you could go with Taylor or Jones if you stay up to date on the news. Jones is the beter bet, because I don't think Taylor will finish the game. You could roll the dice with your other RBs, but I'd go with Moats because I think Westbrook is out. I'm benching Stephen Davis and putting in Mo Hicks. Someone talk me out of it.

Who Plamed Eric Moulds? Only Dawgg knows for sure.

Who's your unnamed locker room source? You can't start a Moulds thread unless you have an unnamed locker room source. No unnamed source, no credibility, man. It's posting 101.

You have to sell out to read it more than once. The Man has spoken.

I'm partial to Mark Mothersbaugh's stuff Mutatovisual, in particular the Beautiful Mutant prints.

There's no shame in that. Art is clearly subjective. Especially in this case.

My bad. The integrity of the genre should have given it away.

Nice of your "source" to go out on a limb, and possibly expose himself. You should tell him to be more carefull. You don't want to lose his lockerroom insight.

Man, I'll never understand that damn sport.

If we're talking the Kilmeister, you are correct, sir. The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be, The Ace Of Spades. The Ace of Spades.

Have any wrestlers, oops "entertainers", been suspended yet? When are the congressional hearings?

And more threads from Dawgg telling us what he "heard" from his unnamed source at OBD.

Bill: It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269. Ted: Please welcome, the very excellent barbarian... Ted, Bill: ...MR. GENGHIS KHAN! [All the students applaud wildly for Khan] Ted: This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.

Downs Syndrome

It's coming to an end, though. In a few short weeks all the Pats fans will go back to rooting for the NY Giants.

It's going to be a long week for those of us living in New England. I feel your pain, brother.

They're testing them to make sure they're on 'roids. I hate the "sport". It wouldn't bother me if they all died.

I'm sure Belicheck and his coaches will have a hearty chuckle over that one in the film room this week.

When does hurricane "omega" hit land?

You know your squad sucks when even the trolls are patronizing. It doesn't get any lower than when the two teams that you hate, truly hate from the bottom of your soul, pity you.

It's oddly calm here. It's supposed to start around 3am. I'm surprised they haven't called a state of emergency yet.

No one on a 4-8 team is important, IMO. I could give two craps about Eric Moulds.

They'll accidentally go 2-2, and MM will get kudos for "getting them to play hard" and "building momentum for next season", thus saving the jobs of MM and TD and we'll be forced to endure them for another year. Tomorrow will be like today, and the day after tomorrow will be like the day before yesterday....and then you die.

We're supposed to get a couple inches here (beantown) overnight and into tomorrow morning which means I'll be dodging idiots on my way to work tomorrow. I don't know how people that live in the northeast can drive so poorly in the snow.

I caught the Dino Jr show last night (in Boston) with the original lineup of J, Lou and Murph. After the Bills' loss it was good to go out to a club and get the memory of that game obliterated by some loud rock. They didn't disappoint, as it was good and loud. I'm not a huge fan of guitar solos or effects pedals (or earplugs), but I've always liked the way J attacks the guitar, not coaxing out a good lead, but assaulting it. Anyway, I'm too tired and hung over to put together a review of the show that would do it any justice, but it was video-taped for an eventual DVD release. Like I said, standing a few feet away from a couple of Marshall stacks as J brutalizes a Fender Mustang and Lou and him scream about swans and bugs in jars was what I needed.