Johnny Coli

It's all starting to make sense now.

And therein lies the problem with keeping a coach around if you know you are going to fire him at the end of the season. You know he's gone. He knows he is probably going. The fans know he is gone. The players hope he's gone. Why not get it over with, make the OC or DC or the freaking waterboy an interim coach, and make him play the rookies. Mularkey is going to play the first stringers in order to try and squeeze out a win to pad his resume. He has zero incentive to evaluate other players because he is fighting to save his job. He should have been fired five minutes after the Miami game.

Orton has a worse QB rating (60.9) than JP (64.9). Makes you think, huh?

Pathetic. In my day, protests ended violently with tear gas, burning cars, looting, and the dead registering in the hundreds. Orange shirts? Kids today are so damn apathetic. They should have stormed TD's box, dragged him into the middle of the field, shaved him naked, oiled him up and, uh....well, you get what I'm saying. That's a protest. Orange shirts? bah.

There's a freaking blog section for this stuff. No one reads it, but it's there. Also, never explain your art to someone. It's pretentious. If someone doesn't get where you are coming from, who cares? Furthermore, if you can't take criticism, don't put your "art" out there. If you put something you created into a public forum to satisfy your own need for an "attaboy" and a pat on the back, then you shouldn't be doing it.

Ahhh. I sense a bit of "sabotage in the workplace" coming. Good for you, Mike. You see, when people work a job they hate, they are obligated to steal from their job, or destroy company property or reputation to even the score. Never steal more than you feel you should be making, and secretly work towards driving the company into the ground. But not before you've had time to update and pad your resume. Only you will know the ship is going down, and that is a pretty powerful feeling, isn't it, Mike. You're damn right it is. Good luck, and keep us posted. Remember, it's not your fault you hate your job. It's their fault you hate your job.

Christians have no sense of humor.

Excellent.

What is more of a let-down, really? Here are the three options. Colts go 16-0 (19-0), win Superbowl. Colts go 16-0, lose in playoffs. Colts go 15-1, win Superbowl. Clearly "A" would be great, but I think they'd be pretty happy with "C". If they get the record, then lose in the playoffs (especially to the Paytoilets), Manning still has the "can't win the big one" stigma. Who will give two craps about the record if they don't win out?

The dude in the white hat almost Bartman-ed it.

Because the players hate him.

Bring back Reed! All he does is score TDs...against NE...in the snow...in garbage time.

Wow Nick. One tour of the facillities and you've become a company schill. Somebody call a deprogrammer. Ole Whitey and his minions got to Nick.

No. No-no-no. The new GM will want his own coach, anyway.

It should be "I'm coming back to snap Tom Brady in half." I'd buy that shirt.

The national media sucks. Here's another example of a guy who did zero research or homework before he submited his article, relying on second-hand "rumors" and unsubstantiated facts. You know what, NE was considered a nightmare organization not too long ago as well. How'd that turn out? Lazy media. I wouldn't be surprised if something this dumb showed up in a Bill Simmons column, too. That guy is as lazy as they get.

I like the Ramones version on that Simpsons ep, probably not great for a 1 year old, though. I'm sure a free version of the mp3 is floating around some where.

When you're right 52% of the time, you're wrong 48% of the time.

So did I. I got the last ass-gasket in the handicapped stall, too. It's not Powerball, but it's pretty damn close.

I'm boss-free next week. I'll see what I can do.

Does Showtime get the ratings, though? "Dead Like Me" was brilliant, but only lasted 2 seasons on Showtime.

An ice cold six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon, and 60 minutes of uninterrupted peace and quiet.

When she gets booted off of LOST, they can add her to the cast of Prison Break.

I'll add this tidbit to this thread... NFL.com: Haslett wants out I don't like the guy and would be bummed if he became coach. He's leaving basically because he's "worn out from all the adversity the Saints have been forced to endure, and what they still will endure next season." Add that quitter attitude to his taking a steamer on Hull's rep, and his ties to that turncoat Smerlas and it adds up to a thumb's down from me. Discuss...

They're also slanted due to his man-love for Flutie, his dislike of RJ and Phillips (see Flutie), and his desire to see his good buddy "Haz" coaching the Bills. Smerlas is an empty can.