Johnny Coli

Maybe the team will come together in their hatred for Mularkey? He's a uniter.

Who's the top-rated pass-catching FB in the draft this year? They're going to need a stud.

Maybe now we can get a straight explanation as to why they all have to have tennis balls stuck on the feet of their walkers. It's been bugging me. I won't ask them myself because old people freak me out.

Be happy you're in the relatively safe confines of VA. This is going to be a rough patch for those of us living in Beantown. Go Jags!

Reich and Roll in '06!

This was the worst possible news for that kid.

If they start 0-2 or 0-3 the fans will be flipping cars in the lots. They thought the end of this year was bad.

He was talking to the tackling dummies but no one wanted to point it out for fear of being fired. The tackling dummies' silence was all the support for Mularkey he needed.

From the highest of highs, to the lowest of lows. What a fugged up day.

You got a couch...or a garage...I'm not picky.

She's a solid boat, SDS. But I did lose my drink in all the confusion.

He told me he did production work.

Adios, !@#$er m!n/

So true. When I was working for a wine importer/liquor store in Boston in the early 90s we used to supply the stuff for the Harvard reunions. Each graduating year would put in an order for booze, beer, wine, mixers, etc. When you got down to some of the older reunions all they would order was a 1 litre bottle of tonic water. I used to go in early so I could grab all the PO's for those reunions, and stick my partner with the ones that were huge. Ah yes...reeling in the years.

Meet Ralph, Marv and Modrak. Three simple, aging senior citizens who like to swim in an unguarded swimming pool next door from the old folks home they live in. So one day when they go swimming, they feel energized and "ready to take on the world!" What they don't know is that the pool was recently bought by four alien Antereans incognito as humans. Ralph, Marv, Modrak and their friends soon discover this and offer to help the Antereans return the cocoons back to Antarea and as a reward, they offer something magnificent...a football team in western NY. With apologies to Ron Howard

Any thread can be subverted in three moves or less.

I didn't know she died. To Julie...with love. Have the speakers on for the full-on, gut wrenching experience.

The fake character bios are nuts. Roy Desoto: Roy is a solid, dependable family man, though he doesn't mind thumbing through an occasional Playboy at the barbershop.

I used to love this show. Emergency

I feel so alive!

I'm trying to remain calm, but if Fisher is the next coach of the Buffalo Bills I will scream like a little girl opening up a box containing a new puppy on Christmas morn.

"Bullsh!t, Duke. You're a white suburban punk, just like me."

That movie poster would make for a pretty funny avatar for some ambitious poster.

I was at that game, too. I got into a fight in the lot after the game with "the most knowledgable fans in football."

And if he blows out his knee tomorrow night he'll fall to the Bills , letting their award winning rehab staff take a crack at another miracle. If they're lucky he'll be ready just in time for McGahee's holdout. Who's Bush's agent?