Johnny Coli

If you rearrange the letters in "Walt Cummings" you can get "Karl Rove."

It's not the greatest flick, but it didn't suck, either. Not a bad friday night Thai take-out and beers movie. I usually pick up on stuff pretty quick but this one had me fooled. Not completely a "haunted house" flick, but The Village had somewhat of the twist you're looking for. I'll probably think of others, but I turn my brain off when I leave work (just use the stem to drive, eat, drink, breathe, talk to my wife) and I won't turn it back on until I drink a cup of mud in the AM. Maybe something will hit me. I've seen a ton of celluloid.

Identity. Not a haunted house, but definately a haunted mind.

It's probably for the best. If he was angling for a HC job this year, and settled for a DC job with the Bills, chances are he'd only be here one year anyway. I think he's only screwing himself. Next year he'll be 61 going on 62 and a year out of pro football. I'm not saying that's too old, but the trend seems to be to get younger guys.

Wow...I've been to Seattle a ton of times and have had a blast every time. Great music scene, outstanding record stores, good drinking town...not too big. I'm shocked Dean...shocked.

Go Seahawks. The only time I root for Pitt is when they're playing the Pats. I like the city of Seattle, and go there a lot. None of their fans are d!cks. It would be cool to see them win it.

It's these pulling-at-your-heartstrings human interest stories that keep me coming back to the Wall in the off-season. Soon the whole country will be rooting for this gentle renegade and his truck full of stolen bananas. Viva plátanos robados, El Padre de Los Angeles BillzFan!

Excellent stratagy. You don't have to outrun the grizzly bear, you just have to outrun at least one other guy.

Lake, tarpit, whatever. Doesn't make much of a difference if you forgot how to swim.

My wife and I used to watch the show but bailed during season three, or four, I don't know...right after Lexx was put in an asylum. We thought the show was going to get good and dark, and start kicking a$$, then it goes all soft. We popped back in a while later and Lana is possessed...whatever. Pretty dumb. Anyway, it looks like it's taking a turn towards the dark again. They should have killed Lana off. I hate her. I'm not kidding. I really freaking hate her.

Have you hit the all-you-can-eat country buffets? Old people are always haunting those places, especially in the mid-to-late afternoon. I'd check there first, before they start dragging the lake.

And we'll violently support the unions that make them!

We also hate baseball, apple pie, and chevrolet.

Boston University. That's all you had to say. I lived in Allston at Packards Corner for five years. Rich kids with no brains.

Smerlas is on the local sports station here in Boston (Loserville) twice a week, and was spouting off how his good buddy "Haz" was going to get the job and bring him (smerlas) in as a defensive coach. Smerlas is an embarrassment, and I would gladly sign any petition for removing him from The Wall. He goes out of his way to denigrate the region, the team, and the fans. If he dropped stone dead in front of me I would dance a jig.

I think there's quite a few more people behind him on this board than are against him and calling him a bust. It will be a moot argument anyway, because he is going to crush anyone they bring in here for camp competition, including Holcomb. I will continue to wear his jersey with pride. I root for the laundry, but I'm hoping like hell the kid succeeeds here.

Outstanding.

Mularkey is $10.

Here's two inspiring posts from that thread: BigSlick "You'll get 2 years of crap, a fluke year were you go one-and-done, and then you'll get another 2 years of riding the coattails of that crappy year." MikePhipps "Well, I guess if Dave Wannestedt wasn't available then Jauron would be the next best thing." Most of the posts just express pity, though.

I see you've worked in the pharmaceutical industry.

I don't like the new lab head they hired in our group. He doesn't have any industry experience, and is fresh out of his doctorate program. I think I'll mail it in this year because I don't agree with the hire.

He doesn't get sacks, but he led the NFL in solo tackles last year. 124 solo tackles (169 with assists) means he's directly involved in stopping the dude with the ball in roughly ten plays a game. I'd say that's pretty good, without even factoring in all the unmeasurable stuff. Then again, the Jets were almost dead last against the run last year. Hell, I don't know.

The best part about all of these articles (fake and otherwise) on the Pats is that the fans around here (beantown...Loserville) are always bitching and moaning about respect. They didn't get it two years ago when they actually had a good team, and they sure aren't going to get any now as their team spirals into the (pay)toilet. Good riddance. Nobody likes a bad winner, and everybody hates a whiney loser. Nice to see the media finally waking up the this fraud of a team.

Beat me to it. The are only one set of Stooges that really matter. Well, two different line-ups, really. It's tough to say which one I prefer. The Williamson lineup for Raw Power was more talented, and a lot of the "extra" stuff from that configuration (Open up and Bleed, She Creatures of the Hollywood Hills...tons of stuff that never made it onto Raw Power) is stellar. Yet, the original lineup with Alexander on bass was powerfull in it's stupidity (not an insult from me, as many here know I subscibe to the "stupid is brilliant" aesthetic when it come to music). Fun House is one of the best records of all time. Tough choice. If pressed, I'd vote for the Ashton Brothers/Alexander lineup.