Johnny Coli

The beauty of science is that good science will always obliterate bad science. Sound scientific ideas, based on testable hyptheses, will always prevail over this rhetoric-based garbage. It may become popular in a few areas of this country populated by people who would rather have us still rubbing two sticks together, but the field will continue to police its own.

Lucky socks. I was pretty annihilated Sunday night when I took them off. The key will be finding them before kickoff on Sunday. Shouldn't be too hard if I follow my nose....

As someone that works in the scientific field, and as a person who taught genetics as a grad student, this is disheartening. It is astonishing that there are people in this country, in this day and age, that feel this should be a serious part of any science curriculum. Many graduating seniors today are already behind the curve in far too many disciplines. This nonsense only makes it harder for them at the university level.

I got a promotion and a raise in september, so they're counting that as my bonus. Pretty lame if you ask me. They were very generous last year, though.

Sounds like you're kind of a hero, too, OhBF. Merry Christmas.

I don't see the big deal, either, CoachCD. Here in Massachusetts, over 3000 gay marriages have taken place since it became legal on May 17. That is one third of all marriages that have taken place in this state. It's just not that big of an issue here anymore. But it will be when they start to move to other states. On the topic of a marketing demographic, if the one in every three marriages pace is sustainable, that will become a very powerful economic target group.

I was in a meeting just yesterday and was "sitting on a golf ball" for 45 minutes. I sprinted out of there when we were done. Sprinted.

Two old faves... "A Nightmare Before Christmas"...Tim Burton is a genious. "A Christmas Story"...There's a little Ralphie in all of us. My new favorite is "Elf", though. Will Farrell is at the peak of his carreer now. The scene with him eating cotton balls at the doctor's office is brilliant, truly brilliant.

Get loaded at home while shopping online.

People should post pics of themselves digging their Bledsoe jerseys out of dumpsters, hedges, trees, where ever they tossed them. Well, those that didn't burn them, anyway.

Exactly. Who wouldn't want to see how they would do against Indy? After that last Pats game I threw my Bledsoe jersey out the window, and now some squirrells are using it in their nest. We make it to the playoffs and I will climb that damn tree, wrestle it back from them, and gladly wear it, squirrell sh-- and all. They will freeze to death, but there will always be more squirrells. What were we talking about?

I never liked Grolsch beer. Always thought it smelled like feet. Now it'll smell like feet that have run through broken glass.

The one's with the kung-fu grip.

"Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance."

Totally. You could package this, the "NJSue" thread and the "Ed is Horrible" thread together for one hell of a trilogy.

Someone should turn this into a screenplay. This is better than anything I have read in a long time. Antagonists, protagonists, bit players, village idiots, intrigue, suspense, the hint of murder. Wow, this is great drama. Maybe SDS can make this available as a hard-bound edition when it finally gets to it's catastophic ending.

I love that line. "Smilers never lose, and frowners never win."

Agreed, TB. Now with Reed back, this has the potential to be a totally sick offense. Moulds/Evans, Reed in the slot, servicable TEs, a monster back...I'm drunk, but I'm giddy.

Sounds like a pretty good way to get some company softball team ringers. Round up a couple of vagrants, clean'em up, feed them, get them on the juice...the league trophy is yours. They probably come pretty cheap too, cause you could pay them with cigarettes and 40oz bottles of malt liquor. At the end of the season, show them the door.

They should have kids first, then go on the juice. That's what I would do.

When you say "24/7" out loud, do you say "two-four-seven", or do you say "twentyfour-seven"? I say "two-four-seven" but a co-worker says it should be "twentyfour-seven", and that I'm an idiot. So I ask you, which one of us is the idiot?

Why not? I could use the dough.

I read it to kill time while I was ripping copies of some co-workers CDs.

Would Rudyc80 keep the color scheme, or would we just be in a constant state of panic...maybe he could have a color higher than red, like infra-red. "Today Rudyc80 the head of homeland security once again raised the alert level to "Infra-Red", signalling that we're all going to die and the Bills are moving to Charlotte NC."

Rudyc80? I'd vote for that guy.