Johnny Coli

If you click on the heads at the bottom of the screen, their file comes up. This is Bob's: Employee #: 021871138 Name: Bob Title: Junior Accounting Analyst Status: Full time Hire Date: 04/06/1994 Infractions: 11/20/1995 – Level 9 Conduct Violation (Sleeping in cubicle, 1st offense) 03/01/1999 – Level 6 Conduct Violation (Improper use of company email system -sent digitally altered image of supervisor to coworker) 10/16/2001 – Level 9 Conduct Violation (Sleeping in cubicle, 2nd offense) 02/09/2002 – Level 6 Conduct Violation (Playing "Minesweaper" on company time) 03/29/2002 – Level 9 Conduct Violation (Sleeping in coworker's cubicle, 3rd offense - Action Taken: Salary reduction of $.10/hr Way to go Bob.

Louuuuuuuuu!!!!! Saw him at UB in spring 1986. He got pissed because about 100 people started screaming for him to play "heroin". Great band, though. Fernando Saunders was still playing bass with him at the time. Real good show.

"NASA scientists have concluded that the state of California is moving north and will collide with the state of Alaska in roughly 150 million years." (From that amazing facts site). Wow, AD. You're hosed. Here come the lefties. 150 million years will seem like a few hours once we get this cloning thing worked out.

Yeah, it is pretty good. Great band, preachy lyrics. Actually forgot to mention the Dead Kennedys -Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables. "California Uber Alles" is still relevant. Wow, music sucks now-a-days.

Devo- Q:Are we not men? A:We are Devo (1978) I'd say it was a pretty successfull debut album...still sounds fresh 27 years later, and nothing has come out since that sounds anything like it. The Stooges- The Stooges (1969) The Ramones-The Ramones (1976) The Specials-The Specials (1979) Immeasurable influence on literally tens of thousands of bands, and the roots of almost everything you hear today grew from these three records. Also, Minor Threat- Minor Threat (EP 1981) is the zenith of what the hardcore genre could be (save for the stupid straight-edge nonsense). To quote The Trouser Press Record Guide "...(I)f you haven't heard them, you have never- repeat, never- heard hardcore."

Rudy's one of the few that I don't have on ignore.

A 13-year-old boy in India produced winged beetles in his urine after hatching the eggs in his body.

A barnacle has the largest penis of any other animal in relation to its size. Interesting Facts

True. If you miss the first two hours you might as well wait for the DVD. There are merits to watching on DVD all at once anyway. That's how I watched the first two seasons...marathon, cliff-hanger, jaw-dropping sessions all in one weekend. By Monday I was a burnt out zombie. I can't wait until next week.

Of the one's on now...(in no order) 1. Carnivale 2. 24 3. CSI (Vegas) 4. Aqua Teen Hunger Force 5. Still Standing Probably would have liked Lost, but got into it too late. Also hoping HBO puts out another season of Entourage. Surreal life is climbing up the charts. I'm gonna pretend that you don't have "Joey" on your extended list.

Put the midgets IN gorilla suits. Then set them loose on Bourbon street during Mardis Gras. Like 20 of them. Roll camera.

I read a hilarious review about Troyer rolling around naked in his go-cart, then pissing on the floor. There should be more shows on TV following around the height challenged getting wasted.

There is no dilemna. You go. You go and you get hammered because it's a free ticket and the money you would have used on that ticket is now free for booze and "incidentals". You go because we can't.

Love the show. Think this might be the best beginning of the four seasons. Jesus, can Bauer catch a break? Or more accurately, can the women in his lfe catch a break? Dating that dude will only get you killed or kidnapped.

Awesome stuff. Love the Dickies doing insane covers of "The Bannana Splits" theme, "Paranoid", and "Nights in White Satin". Their use of "See me, Hear me" by the Who in "If Stuart Could Talk" (a song about a penis) is brilliant. Honorable mention goes to Redd Kross (as the Tater Tots) merging Lennon's "Give Peace a Chance" with Queen's "We will Rock you"...astounding. Also "California Sun" and "Surfin' Bird" by the Ramones goes without saying.

What do I do with The Blesdoe Jersey? I'll never wear it again, so what will be The Bledsoe Jersey’s fate? During the second annihilation at the hands of the Paytoilets this season, I threw The Blesdoe Jersey out the window into a hedge in a fit of rage and disgust. The Blesdoe Jersey was subsequently adopted by a family of squirrels, who, as far as I know, have no opinion on the Bledsoe/Losman debate. Lo and behold, the Bills start a play-off run, and I climb the oak tree and wrest it back from the squirrels, regaining possession of The Blesdoe Jersey, as well as a week of painful rabies shots. I wear it with pride until last Sunday, where in a fit of rage and disgust, The Bledsoe Jersey ends up getting tossed out the window again, and is now buried under six inches of snow. What will be The Bledsoe Jersey’s fate?

That's the attraction. It is very weird, and weirdly addicting, if that makes sense. It sort of gets under your skin. A lot of people like LOST on this board, because the episodes supposedly contain little clues, etc., to the storyline. Carnivale is the same way. It's sort of like Twin Peaks was, only more strange (The Arm from Twin Peaks is in it, "garbonzo"). I can point to one particular episode called Babylon, which completely blew my mind...very unsettling ending. If you have HBO On Demand, I would suggest sitting through a couple episodes.

Watched the 1st two seasons on DVD. Talk about killing a whole weekend. We'd get the box set on Friday after work, and my fiance and I would watch all 24 episodes in one weekend. Last year we watched it while it was being broadcast, which just wasn't the same as doing the marathon sessions. We'll watch it on TV this season, too, because I just can't wait for it to come out. Sunday it goes head-to-head with the season premier of Carnivale. Not sure which one we'll DVR. Tough choice.

Nope. As soon as Mankiewicz gives back the ball it will all blow over.

You are so dead on, EZC-B. The Red Sox don't give a rat's ass about this ball going to the HOF. It will stay in boston. No way they give up that cash cow. Luccino, Henry, Warner will want to charge people to see it.

I'm with you Gavin. It's better to know that Lindell CAN'T hit the 28 yarder, than roll the dice on some kid who may or may no be able to hit it. I'm more comfortable KNOWING I'm going to fail, than hoping I don't.

Can't wait to see Wilpon and Kornheiser debate this one. Also expecting that biased hack Gammons to make his plea on behalf of the Sox.

You never even let him put a uniform on for his rookie season. There is no evidence actually playing the game your rookie year helps at all. I think all rookies should hold clipboards for their rookie season. Anybody have any data on rookie OGs getting groomed by a vet for a year?

We should draft him anyway to let Lindell help groom him. I hear Lindell is a character, team-first guy who would be a valuable asset in helping Nuge acclimate himself in the NFL. A year on the bench holding Lindell's clipboard would do wonders for this kid. I'm all for it.