Johnny Coli

This is not happening...this is not happening... Please. Please don't do it to us fans that have to live in other football cities. Oh my god....

Update: Broken blood vessel in head. Borges reports

I applaud you, sir. That post is genius. Well done.

If JP was a tree, what type of tree would he be?

Nope. It's clearly the result of a lobotomy. Otto: Lobotomy? Isn't that for loonies? Parnel: Not at all. Friend of mine had one. Designer of the neutron bomb. You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people - leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase. It's so small, no one knows it's there until - BLAMMO! Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead! So immoral, working on the thing can drive you mad. That's what happened to this friend of mine. So he had a lobotomy. Now he's well again.

From Boston: "Channel 4 reported late last night that Bruschi was suffering from "stroke-like symptoms" -- including partial paralysis and blurred vision." Short Carrucci Article

I just benched Bledsoe right away after I took the game out of the box. His emails were classic (love that feature by the way). Every week he kept emailing me that I'd regret it and he would become a locker room problem (class act, huh ). After 9 weeks I was 9-0, and he stopped emailing me .

Great post, Rubes. A 2 week old turd on your front lawn may not smell as bad as a freshly laid turd, but it's still a turd. If you let the grass grow in that spot, you may even look at that part of the lawn and think that there is no turd there. JWell, just because you can't see it, and just because it doesn't smell, doesn't mean that turd is now a rose.

The fetus logo returns. I hate it. It looks like a third grader was trying to copy the Sabres logo.

When did Kurt Warner become a Grand Wizard in the KKK?

Happy birthday Burt Reynolds! Ageless, rarely-funny, uber-creepy, has-been. A groovy 69 years old (insert joke here) Shares the big day with America’s original LOST island castaway, Tina Louise aka Ginger. 71 years young, and still filthy hot, baby. Also born on this date... Leslie “Detective Frank Drebin” Nielson. You’re Canadian, but we won’t hold it against you Les (USA!!, USA!!, USA!!). Happy 79th. Tanya Peters: What are you doing? Sgt. Frank Drebin: Oh! I was, uh, just conjugating my next move. Tanya Peters: Your bishop's exposed. Sgt. Frank Drebin: It's these pants. Other accidentally famous people celebrating birthday’s today… Vice presidential also-ran Lloyd Bentsen . Still alive!!! Jeb Bush and Mel Carnahan . A political yin and yang…You got peanut butter on my chocolate. No you got chocolate on my peanut butter. Gene “be-bop-a-lula” Vincent . Go Baby Go, or go to hell! Joseph L. Mankiewicz . Not the grabby, soon-to-be-ex first baseman for the Sox, the legendary Hollywood writer/director. Eva Gabor . The ugly Gabor, the one with the pig. Last-but-not-least, a special birthday shout-out to everybody’s favorite drug-trafficking, ex-panamanian dictator, Manny Noriega. We got a canal, he got overthrown. Hang in there Manny. You’re up for parole next year! (It’s true! He really is!) Maybe Ollie North can give you a ride to the airport…No hard feelings, right buddy? Dead or Alive

He was stage-diving with Max Lane (I think it was Max Lane) at an Everclear show at a club called The Paradise on Comm Ave here in Boston. I lived right across the street at the time. One of them landed on a girl at the show. The club was shut down for awhile. Bledsoe caught a lot of sh-- for it.

Busted

And here's a great site on microbiology, including common maladies, like the flu. Microbes This is what we use in "the industry".

Soylent Green is people!

That's not the only significant sports venue that will be changing names in New England. Gillette was bought by Proctor and Gamble last month. That's right, the home of the Patriots will be changing names eventually. Going with the Proctor and Gamble feminine hygine line, I vote they change it to TAMPAX Stadium. Here's a list of some other products: Covergirl Maxfactor Oil of Olay Noxemea (I would just call it The Zit) Old Spice Scope Fixodent Metamucil Pepto Bismol Pampers Charmin

Seems kind of insulting putting somone of his stature on something as useless and obsolete as a stamp, anyway. Everyone I know pays bills online and uses email. It would seem more approriate and more symbolic of his 8 years in office to stick Reagan's face on a food stamp.

There's a fine line between muse and habit.

From the article, it sounds like Wal-Mart wanted to bail on that location already. "The retailer had first discussed closing the Jonquiere store last October, saying that the store was losing money." Also, doesn't sound like Wal-Mart tried real hard to negotiate anyway. “We were hoping it wouldn’t come to this,” said Andrew Pelletier, a spokesman for Wal-Mart Canada. “Despite nine days of meetings over three months, we’ve been unable to reach an agreement with the union that in our view will allow the store to operate efficiently and profitably.” Maybe Wal-Mart is just using the Union as a scapegoat here. It sure would help their effort to squash any and all unionization of their stores in the homeland. We tried, we really tried, but it was the evil union that brought down that store. Don't let the unions force us to close shop in Reagantown, USA. (Even though our presence destroys your local retailer's business). Remember, Buy American!(products made overseas).

Whew, tough room. I posted two last week. That'll have to do for a couple more days.

Carefull, man. That kind of blasphemy will get you on a list.

Awesome! More props for the greatest American President Ever! You know what? I have a great idea. Let's just name everything after him, and put his face on everything from stamps to coins to buildings. Let's just put his face on the flag while we're at it. All hail Reagan! Hail hail!

He already has quite a bit named after him. We also already have a national holiday called "President's Day". President's Day "This has made the third Monday in February a day for honoring both Washington and Lincoln, as well as all the other men who have served as president."

The MN senate is controlled by democrats. Here's a story from a local TV station. MN TV story Here's an excerpt from the bottom of the article. "The resolution debate might not be the only fight over Reagan in Minnesota's Legislature this year. Also Thursday, two Republican legislators said they would try to name a beltway around the Twin Cities after Reagan. Other Republicans are pushing a bill to rename a legislative office building after him." The Republican minority in Massachusetts is always trying this kind of stuff here. Some of it is just them trying to difficult. Seems like the republican minority in MN is trying to push for a lot more than Reagan's birthday. It's odd that Fox, purveyor of unbiased news that they are, skipped all of this.

Garden State, written, directed, and starring Zach Braff of "Scrubs" fame. Co-stars Natalie Portman. One of my favorite films from last year. Garden State Zach Braff also has a blog. His Blog