Johnny Coli

That's a pretty long-winded way to say you have no idea what the hell that article is talking about

Why is it that when a man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic. But if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

I had the misfortune of seeing Vanilla Ice, and I stand by my original statement. That was not your older brother's Vanilla Ice out there. That was Rehabilitated Ice, trying to add an edge to a historically "soft" image. Anybody that compared the original song to the song he performed last night would agree. Subtracting white parachute pants for arm-length tats does not give you street cred, IMHO.

Awesome! I almost skipped this thread because I find the whole poker phenomenon stupid. That post was worth getting through all the "chip counts" post .

Absolutely riveting television. I thought the Knack and Tommy Tutone both kicked ass with their hits, however I thought both their cover tunes were sub-par. The Knack covering Jet could have been a good fit, but if you can't hit a note, don't cover the tune. Tutone is awesome, but covering Blink-182? Gag. Never-the-less, they were the only true "bands" last night. That wasn't the Motels. That was Martha Davis with a bunch of 23 year olds backing her. It's a shame, because the original Motels were a pretty solid new wave band that got overshadowed by the marketing of Martha by MTV. That being said, her Nora Jones cover was great. Speed up the song, give it some balls...she just can't bring it, though. She was overshadowed by her band, and her vocals were too high in the mix. Haddaway...wow. His hit has been solidified as a SNL parody of dance music, but I thought his voice has survived pretty well. I thought his cover of Brittney's "Toxic" blew her version away, and I'm sure it will be on I-tunes in a week. That appearance may revive his carreer. Vanila Ice. Nice Eminem imitation, and clearly good enough to sway the brain-dead music fans of today. All-in-all, a hugely enjoyable hour of TV.

But it works on CSI Miami

Maybe he should be nominated for UN ambassador.

I think the rumbling and speculation is due to the lack of any new names to bat around yet. We're only eight months removed from the last one. As a hardcore Democrat, I don't believe she will run, nor is it a good time for her to run. Not being qualified for the job doesn't seem to be a factor anymore, anyway, so that would be moot.

You mean you want a party schill, stepford wife in there. You can say a lot of things about Hillary, but she has a bigger pair of cajones than many of the men in the Senate, regardless of party. KATHERINE Harris would add nothing to that chamber. Let's just save the money she would get paid and let Cheney write in her vote for her, like he'll be doing anyways.

It's not your fault you hate your job. It's their fault. Once you get past that mental hurdle there is nothing that The Man can do to you. He can have you for 10 to 12 hours a day, but he can't have your soul.

Sometimes whole organs

Depends what was in the fridge.

Did we learn nothing from the cowbell episode?

penumbra n. pl. pe·num·brae (-br) or pe·num·bras 1. A partial shadow, as in an eclipse, between regions of complete shadow and complete illumination. 2. The grayish outer part of a sunspot. 3. An area in which something exists to a lesser or uncertain degree: “The First Amendment has a penumbra where privacy is protected from governmental intrusion” (Joseph A. Califano, Jr.). 4. An outlying surrounding region; a periphery: “Downtown Chicago and its penumbra also stand rejuvenated” (John McCormick).

"Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over -- 'conquered' if you will -- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here."

Seems like it's primarily spread via diarrhea, and can survive quite well on it's own in water, as you said. It's on a list of potential biological agents, as well.

I think it's an intestinal parasite. I'll take a quick look-see. Edit...Its a waterborne pathogen, an enteric protozoan that infects the GI tract to be exact. Pretty neat.

More fun facts about urine... Fun urine stuff Far out.

FWIW, normal urine is sterile. urine in the news There you go, so to speak.

Hahahaha...Yeah, Izzell cops a 'tude as well. If the digital version is that lame about playing time, I can only imagine how they get when you add a third dimension and a soul.

I benched him for Losman as soon as I got the game out of the box. He complained via email every week for ten weeks, then not a peep. I traded him to the 49'ers. I tried not to let it get personal, or become a distraction, because it's just a damn video game. But I'll never forgive that turd for being a pain in the locker room. Class act my ass.

Fred Smerlas can be found on Boston Sports radio every friday and monday afternoon during the NFL season. Hairy scumbag.

I went out and got bombed after KRC lost the presidential election. Six of one, half dozen of another.

How did this get past the censors?