Johnny Coli

Besides the liquor and the drugs which always seem to accompany such an event the thing that distresses me even more, Ren, is the spiritual corruption that can be involved. These dances and this kind of music can be destructive, and, uh, Ren, I'm afraid you're going to find most of the people in our community are gonna agree with me on this.

Employees Must Wash Hands After Using Restroom

In Boston, the subway system has Red, Orange, Blue, and Green lines. I drive.

From triple axels to getting tripled teamed in the tool corral, Tonya Maxine Harding, how far can one fall....

When I close my eyes, I can still hear their screams.

I don't really care for the olympics. It's a huge waste of resources that could be better spent on our space program. And I don't like that all our olympians work at Walmart and Home Depot, either. This country has gone to hell.

Pauline.

Who's ever going to call him on that? I can wrinkle my brow and pretend to agonize over a string of numbers, spitting out digits one by one. But who the hell is ever going to check and see if it's right?

My original Post in this thread got me musing on how many people that are registered on this site never post, ever. Not a single post. So I went looking to see how many that could be, thinking there were always going to be a few people lurking around. I myself was a lurker for several years, then registered, and lurked for a few more years, so I could relate to these “others.”. Here’s what I found….. Of the 5171 registered users on this forum: 1875 (36%) have NEVER posted…ever. Some date back to the inception of the board. These people who, for reasons known only to them took the effort to register a name (maybe a name that is/was significant to them, maybe a clever play on an existing name, maybe complete gibberish) then never posted. One person registered 45 variations of the name “booya” (booya011, booya012, etc.) all on November 13th, 2003. That’s a staggering amount of work for someone that never posted in a single thread. 575 (11%) have posted ONCE. They registered, made their point, then faded into the internet mist. Was that all they had to say? Was the thought so profound that they never needed to post again? What chased them back into the mist? dag1 joined on September 2, 2001 and was last active on the board on August 22, 2004 at 2:05PM. He/she never posted once…not a single time. Now he/she's gone. What happened to dag1? Who was this person? Who are these “lost” members peering into the windows and through the keyholes of TSW...watching.

Let the character assassination of Valerie Plame begin....

Rusty Nail?

You're right. Technically no.

Is the UCC even a real religion?

I just think it's ironic that everyone assumes that the Dems will be the big problem with these nominees (which they will be, but that's their right by the rules of the Senate), but the Gonzales nomination is in most danger of getting derailed by the religious right. You know...Bush's base.

Did you even read the article? The rhetoric about Gonzales is coming from the conservative right.

I'm not offended by his version of the national anthem so much as I am offended by classic rock.

They use the anal probe to look for and study enteric bacteria. From an outsider's point of view, this planet is pimarily populated with bacteria. Humans are just a pain in the ass...so to speak. We're just giant, mobile condominium complexes.

I've chosen these people because they've never posted. I have no idea whether they are "Most" anything, but I have no reason to believe that they aren't, either. None have posted in the past three years, and I've chosen to pick them from under-represented letters of the alphabet Most Respected: We Want Wade (wonder what happened to this poter) Most likely to become president: ultimo (sounds powerfull) Most Conservative: Karl Rove (seriously...registered on Dec 11, 2002) Most Liberal: yella (insert joke here) Most Artistic: Zippy (I rarely understand this comic strip, so it must be art) Best personality: White Buffalo (It's the Nuge, dude! The Nuge!) Our Einstein: walt (sounds kinda smart) Board Dreamboat: unknown (erotically mysterious) Most likely to read poetry: Virgil (pretty obvious choice here) Most likely to design a bills helmet using crayons: zoomie (oh-two-one-three-four...older people will get the reference) Mr. Doom: we_got_the_spirit (too happy to the point of distraction...total homer) Perfect couple: quanga and valdes (we are the world) Most likely to start a LAMP: weezer (actually has a single post, but was lost when the servers were purged...kind of sad, because it was the most intelligent thing ever posted on this board. Hope he didn't die of emphysema.)

Not entirely true. The potential Gonzales nomination is getting it from the conservatives, too, for his record on abortion rulings in Texas. From the link...

Slash his tires and watch the comedy unfold before your eyes.

This was a pretty easy gig for JPL and NASA to pull off. They've been smashing expensive stuff into Mars for years.

I wouldn't let you suck the corn out of my sh-t.

I bet you could take that thing off some sweet jumps.