The Senator

Yeah, but Rosie O'Donnell was a homecoming queen and prom queen in H.S.

I'd think about extending him when he proves he can play in weather, when he proves he can last a full season, when he proves he can play at a high level, and when I'm sure he's outgrown his Dakota Fanning fixation.

What a surprise - fat Peter King, who lives in Boston, predicted the Bills won't do well.

Don't forget the rusted pickup truck. Those two even look somewhat alike - obviously products of a very small gene pool.

HAPPY NATAL ANNIVERSARY!!!!! Hard to believe that, in about 12 hours or so, you'll be praying to this... link Cheers

Try here... link I love that logo - wish the Bills would find some way to incorporate it, not necessarily on the helmets, but somewhere in their marketing collateral. edit: looks like you already found that one.

idiot

Maybe you didn't notice, but he hasn't won a championship since getting caught, and the Belicheat*/Patriettes* era is on the wane. The list was to rebut the claim that Belicheat* has left an impressive coaching 'tree' - nothing else. And, as you have stated, quite the opposite is true - they have all turned out to be morons. I'm not naive enough to believe Belicheat* has ceased to exploit every opportunity to bend and break the rules, whether it's stealing signals, signing cut players for one week just before he faces their former team, or faking injuries to rest buy his squad a few moments of extra rest during a crucial point in a game. Once a cheater, always a cheater. It's in his genetic makeup. As for a better coach, I'd say Coughlin, Dungy, Cowher, or anyone who can win championships without having to resort to cheating.

Awful thread. Absolutely awful. The negativity on this board sucks. This isn't the Delta House that I knew. Instead of speculating on the Bills going 1-4 or 2-6 and firing Jauron, I'm looking forward to the coming season as the one where we finally turn it around. I'm looking forward to the OTAs and training camp, and getting a good look at our draft picks, and free agency acquisitions, and how Trent Edwards looks, and how much the o-line and d-line have improved. And I'm looking forward to kicking off the preseason with Ralph and Bruce being inducted in the HOF, and our Bills playing in the HOF game. And opening the season by beating NE* on the road in front of a MNF national TV audience - it'll be like Kelly & Company finally beating Miami after losing 20-straight. And I look forward to the Bills riding that euphoria throughout a winning season, and on into the playoffs. And, BTW - there is only one name to consider as the next Bills head coach... Mike Leach

I disagree - he was a mediocre head coach (36-44 in Cleveland) until he hitched his wagon to Bill Parcells. After carrying Parcells' jock...er, uh...I mean serving as an assistant to Bill Parcells for a few years, Belicheat* finally got another head coaching job in New England*, and even then went 5-11 his first season as Patriettes* HC. Then he started cheating, and the wins started coming. And, while Belicheat* is part of Parcells' impressive NFL coaching tree, his own NFL coaching tree is far from impressive... Eric Mangini - former Jets HC and current Browns HC – 23-25 record with Jets, missed playoffs in his last two years in NYC. Hired by the Browns, where he immediately earned the ire of... Mike Leach Upon further review, is probably not a "Mangenius" as once thought. Romeo Crennel - former Browns HC – 24-40 record with Browns. His horridness cannot be quantified, unless you count the money made on gambling against him. Charlie Weis - Notre Dame HC – 29-21 record at Notre Dame, but only 10-15 in his last two seasons with his own recruits. Nick Saban - former Dolphins head coach, current Alabama HC - was a disaster as Dolphins coach. (Saban is a great college coach, though, despite getting his ass kicked by Florida and Utah this year - way to ROLL in the big games, Nick.) And the coming season doesn't look too promising in Denver for rookie HC Josh McDaniels, Belicheat's former OC, whose first big move as HC was to alienate starting QB Jay Cutler to the point where he demanded a trade. Good luck with Kyle Orton, Josh.

They didn't think so in Cleveland. Before he learned how to win by cheating at every opportunity, Belicheat compiled a 36-44 record with the Browns, including the 5-11 season that got him fired. It wasn't that long ago that you would see signs at Cleveland games that said "Beavis and Belichick". (His win percentage in 5 seasons with Cleveland is roughly the same as Jauron's 3-year win percentage here.) He also went 5-11 in his first season with the Cheatriettes*. Presumably, he then discovered that to keep his job he had to win, and that it's much easier to win if you cheat.

June 3-6 for season ticket holders - I imagine about a week later for general public... link

fixed - and, what MDFan said.

I'm waiting for the white throwbacks - I hear they're coming out later this season. 19 and 0 baby!!! GO BILLSSS!!!! PosLUSZny!!!!!

Since this thread is back up top, I don't feel as though I'm bumping it - but I got the feeling that some clown that works for 'GR has been deliberately bumping it 'cause it should have died long ago.

Plumber

Not a chance, B2 - I look more like this... The Senator

HAPPY FREAKIN' NATAL ANNIVERSARY!!!!! Go out & buy yerself some pants, man.... Cheers

It's not SKOOBY's car either - here's SKOOOOBY taking the family out for a ride in his really tricked-out... SKOOOOOOBY-mobile

I'm still trying to figure out what a right gurad is - clearly the OP is a 'not the brightest bulb on the tree'.

Yeehaw!!!!!! We could use a bit more estrogen in this staid old gent's club! I imagine there'll be a lot more back-room deals if she wins.

You can replace the batteries yourself, you know... SKOOOOOBY's BMW

Hate to break this to you, but all NE* fans* are a bunch of bandwagon freakin' queers who, by mid-season, will return to ignoring the team and once again revert to being NJ Giants fans. The Patriettes* are through - even cheating won't help them do better than .500 this season - OFFICIAL SEPTEMBER 14, 2009 GAME THREAD..... BuffTown Bills 34 Marcia Brady & Her NE Cheatriettes* 0 19 and 0 baby!!! GO BILLSSS!!!! PosLUSZny!!!!!

Old time hockey?

GO YOU CELTICS!!!!!