The Senator

Reminds me of the Boston Legal episode where Carl Sack (John Laroquette) sues the networks for lack of quality programming... In court Judge Clark Brown (Henry Gibson), responded with his usual characteristic exasperation, “You can’t sue the networks!” Brown roared again. “You can’t tell the networks what shows to make!” he cried. “No, but you can order them not to discriminate!” Sack replied. “What they’re doing intentionally excludes a class of society. That’s bigotry! We should be able to turn on our damn televisions and see something other than reality shows aimed at fourth graders, game shows aimed at those slightly smarter than fifth graders and scripted shows with dimwitted, sex-crazed twenty-somethings running around in suits or doctors’ scrubs! Old people, the ones with intelligence, don’t want to watch that crap! We’re fed up! The networks might think we’re dead, but we’re not. We’re very much alive, with working brains! Give us something to watch, damn it!” link Now that (BL) was a great show - David Kelly was never one to shy from 'biting the hand that feeds him', usually resulting in some revealing and hilarious dialogue.

Sage, are you sure you go to Cornell? How 'bout, "Wanna get naked?" (Or, at least, "May I take some naked pictures?")

The kid probably does his job better than Dan, too.

fwiw, there are no reports of him visiting any other teams - maybe he & the bills will still come to terms.

Back to court June 19... video link print link

Damn, I really used to like him on Barney Miller.

Couldn't say, but I heard he was a huge Bette Midler fan.

All other factors being equal, JP is 3.5 times more likely to do better than Johnson, who was beaten for the NJ Giants' 3rd-string QB spot by none other than Jared Lorenzen.

Why? Because you didn't see enough of Fred Jackson (26 carries, 134 yards) against the Cheatriettes* in December?

Nonsense - it will be reduced to one game, or possibly to just a stern warning, because Lynch already said he's really sorry and that he won't do it again.

TO = 25 LE = 35 GO BILLSSS!!!! 19 and 0 baby!!!!

19 and 0 baby!!!

Yes, I was a huge fan, and will never understand how the Bills could just part ways with a guy so utterly selfless, and so completely devoted to this team. GO BILLSSS!!!! 19 and 0 baby!!!!!

OOPIE FREAKIN' DOOPIE.... Final: Cornell 6 Princeton 4 Now it's on to Foxboro, and let's win there... GO BIG RED!!!!!

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Well said... link

Link - Bill Belicheat*

Excellent...my car needs washing.

Impressive - almost as storied a program as... Cornell Lax Cornell's up 2-0 against Princeton right now. Also keeping my eye on the MCLA tourney in Denver - my friend's son scored the tying goal for Dayton yesterday to send the Dayton/St. John's game to OT, which Dayton won - playing for the championship today. GO 'CUSE...GO DAYTON FLYERS.... But most of all... GO BIG RED!!!!!

Why do you P-Town types continue to humiliate yourselves by coming to a Bills board to thump your chests over ancient history? (BTW, NE* had a 13-year 'drought' in post-season appearances, which you'd know had you not just jumped on the Cheatriettes* bandwagon after 2001.) Marcia* Brady* and Billy* Belicheat* got thumped and humiliated by Eli Manning, Tom Coughlin, and the New Jersey Giants, and you chumps can look forward to your team* finishing in the AFC East cellar and probably another 13 year drought, unless Billy* finds some new innovative ways to cheat his way back into contention. Plaxico Burress says hi - here's something to kill time until your boyfriend gets home... link Hard to believe Jared Lorenzen has a SB ring, all thanks to you chumps, only I'm not sure Belicheat* saw the catch on account of this... link

At least try to be accurate, fool, and don't misquote me. I never called her a "liar" - I called her a stupid, senile, sex-starved, sun-dried hag. I guess, in your book, it's perfectly alright for her to drag an innocent guy's name through the mud and turn his life into a living hell based on her 2-month old foggy memory of "a muscular black man with dreadlocks" that she allegedly saw thru her closed window blinds.

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Typical NE* bandwagon fool - last I looked, the Cheatriettes* haven't won a Superbowl in 5 years - time to become a Celtics fan, troll.

Thank you.... "Police in Port St. Lucie, Florida confirm that Corey McIntyre was arrested and charged Thursday night with Indecent Exposure. The Official Charge is Misdemeanor Exposure of Sexual Organs. The charge stems from an incident that took place outside the home of a 59 year old woman's home on the morning of March 20th. Cops arrested Corey McIntyre -- a fullback on the Buffalo Bills -- after a 59-year-old Florida woman claims back in March she heard a muscular black man with dreadlocks banging on the window ... while banging on himself. McIntyre was performing a sex act on himself outside the woman's home on the morning of March 20, police Capt. Scott Bartal said. The woman heard a noise and looked outside, seeing McIntyre. Bartal said there is no evidence that McIntyre knew the woman, whose identity was not released. He said the victim positively identified McIntyre after another officer saw him in the area and stopped him based on the victim's description. When cops asked if the mysterious whack job was Corey -- a muscular black man with dreadlocks who happened to be in the area at the time -- the woman said, "That's him." Yeah, right...sounds like a credible case to me