The Senator

Double Coyote-Ugly: You meet a girl in a bar, you both get drunk, she takes you home. The next morning, she’s asleep on your arm. You realize how ugly she is so, rather than wake her, like a trapped coyote, you chew your arm off and sneak out. Later that day, same girl walks into same bar looking for a one-armed guy. What do you do? Chew off your other arm. That girl is Double Coyote-Ugly. .

Jonah Williams is the guy I’ve been wanting all along, but with all the free agent signings and the depth of this draft at OT, I’m beginning to think Christian Wilkins at #9. .

Are we looking at the same person? That loon is double coyote-ugly! .

I used to go to the preseason games, back when I wore a younger man’s clothes and my health was good. Sat in the upper deck for a few seasons, then row 3, lower bowl. The weather is nice that time of year, and I had more energy, but eventually the whole drive, parking, tailgating, etc., for a meaningless preseason game got tedious. Most recently, I had 2 seats in the Paul Maguire Club, with preferred parking. Still couldn’t give the damned things away! Now that my health is not so great, I watch all the games at home or a nearby sports bar. (Am so excited about this season, though, that I may re-up. I’ll wait until after the draft to decide. It’ll have to be inside, or in the heated club seats.)

You kidding? I’d have been thrilled to get 20 bucks for my preseason tix - couldn’t give the damned things away. .

All a matter of location, I guess. My dad’s house is less than 5 minutes from the K-Way. .

Hell no - I wouldn’t walk away, I’d run. .

Ain’t it the truth? I grew up in Lancaster but went to a Catholic high scool in Buffalo, so I had friends all over WNY, I’d tell my ‘rents I was going to a friend’s house in Hamburg, Orchard Park, or worse - East Aurora, and they’d say, “Why the hell are you going way out there?” They never lived in an area where folks drive 60 miles or more to get to work every day. . I suppose if you have to take the 190, the 290, or cross the Grand Island bridges, you’te hosed. I make it from Lancaster to downtown in 15 minutes or less. .

What could possibly go wrong with Disco Demolition night at Comiskey Park? Or 10-cent beer night in Cleveland? .

If I had to guess, I’d say that children were putting them in their mouths, which they’ll do with just about any toy that fits. Lead is kind of dangerous if swallowed. .

That’s what puzzles me - why does the OP have such a hair across his butt over Cynthia Frelund? She’s far more intelligent and credentialed than any of the stupid male blowhard pundits, and defintely much easier on the eyes (and ears). .

I’m sure women feel the same way, Shady. They’d rather see the handsome, well-groomed, well-dressed guy they had dinner with last evening - not some scruffy, smelly guy with bad breath and mattress-head. It rarely happens. .

Now come on, eball - anyone that’s in front of the camera as much as her is bound to have a few bad shots. And that one is not even that bad. I think she sometimes purposely affects a sort of ‘nerdy’ look, for what reason I’m not sure. But she could come on air every Sunday looking like a supermodel if she wanted. For every not-so-great shot you can find, I’ll find a great one...guess we must each dance to our own tune!

If they wanted a QB whisperer, they should have gone ahead snd hired the real Mike Leach, not Kingsbury... https://www.si.com/college-football/2019/01/29/usc-graham-harrell-mike-leach-coaching-tree ,

Well, he can’t call himself Johnny Football. Maybe Johnny Walmart? .

I’d like a reasonable to above average LB corps. .

He could have gotten a couple of small filets and walked away scot free. .

An iPhone charger at your local Verizon store. .

Tim, why don’t you write a very long post questioning why Steve Tasker is still employed? Just about everything he says on the air is wrong, including players names, numbers, what down it is, etc., you know...really basic stuff that you’d expect any broadcaster to get right. .

Very George Costanza-like. .

To read the sports page. .

Everyone is eating cheese pizza, I assume. I’ve read that Buffalo is the largest market for Boston’s haddock fishermen. Not only the restaurants here, but just about every parish and fire hall has a fish fry on Friday nite. .

I love Swannie House! Who doesn’t? It’s a Buffalo classic. Only problem, it’s sure to be jam packed during any NCAA event, and on any Friday night during Lent (fish fry nite). It’ll be near impossible to get a table or a seat at the bar. .

They forgot to add the line “After the first one, they all taste the same.” Here’s another Buffalo classic... .

OK, Shaw66 - this took considerable searching (it would be easy if your friend liked the Yankees, but who does?) The place to go is Murray’s Tavern - 2455 Delaware Ave, North Buffalo - it’s HQ for Red Sox fans in Buffalo... https://buffalonews.com/2017/05/26/murrays-tavern-is-a-haven-for-red-sox-fans/ (Cash only joint, no credit/debit - they do have an ATM) Tell them to grab dinner somewhere first - maybe wings or a beef on weck - no food menu at Murray’s. You can grab a pretty decent beef-on-weck at nearby Kelly’s Korner -2526 Delaware. Nothing fancy, actually kind of a joint, but cheap, and big. Again, pretty sure it’s a cash-only joint. GO RED SOX!!!⚾️?? .