The Senator

upon further review... FAULT!!!!!!!!!!! GAME...SET...MATCH.

Congrats - you get an A+ in Wikipedia 101. And, you rival Joe Biden in quoting w/out attribution... "The firm sold most of its American operations to KPMG, Deloitte & Touche, Ernst & Young and Grant Thornton LLP." link Reason I didn't mention A2 is because your question was about CPAs & crunching #'s - AA hasn't been a major - or reputable - accounting firm in ages, and the Accenture spinoff's main business is/was consulting of a non-financial nature. But thank you for helping make my point - while he is a moron, a thug, a criminal, and likely a recidivist, Vick is certainly free to continue his football career in the bush leagues, and that's likely where he'll end up.

Used to run into the late Monte Stickles many times in EssEff, at Dave's on 3rd St. and occasionally at The North Star - any time I mentioned Dobler's name and said "NFL's dirtiest player", Monte would take umbrage & jaw at me, "Dobler was nothin'! He wasn't a tenth as dirty as me!" (In real life, Monte was a teddy bear.) GO BILLSSS!!!! 19 and 0 baby!!!!!

Oh, I'm fairly certain he could go back to crunching #'s - only not for KPMG or Deloitte, on account of they wouldn't hire the lousy f*#k. Does that help make things a little clearer for you?

That's one smart dog - hope he didn't get sick... link

Just remember, SKOOOOB, two coats of wax this time... SKOOOOOOOOOBY

Wonder what he wore when he worked out for the Bills...

So... This 59-year-old lady in Harlem runs out of her brownstone and stops a beat cop as he walks by, saying, "Officer!!! Officer!!!! I was just sittin' at my kitchen table, mindin' my business, when I heard this knock on my window - so I look up at my closed drapes and there's this guy in a NYC police uniform 'turning Japanese' right there at my window...right there on the sidewalk...right outside my window!" So the cop asks, "What'd he look like? Give me a description." Lady sees Bill from NYC in uniform walking by and says, "That's him! That's him right there!" Cop asks, "You sure lady? Coulda been any one of thousands of beat cops, or even the lead singer from The Village People." Lady says, "No, that's him. I'm sure of it. He was wearing a NYPD uniform just like that one, and he had two eyes, a nose, and a mouth, just like that guy. And shoes...he was wearin' shoes! That's him! I know it!" Two months later, Bill hears a knock at his own door. He answers the door, only to find two NYC cops with a warrant and a cruiser waiting, saying, "Alright Kojak, you're coming with us..."

Nah - I'm content to just let you keep digging yourself deeper into that hole, showing all of TSW what tool you are. (You really think an undrafted free agent 'on the bubble' who was already waived by four teams doesn't need to make the most out of every rep in OTAs? Ask Mike Jefferson. God, you really are a tool.)

Now SKOOOOOB, don't con me...I want two coats of wax this time... SKOOOOOOOBY

I think it's obvious to all who's the tool in this thread, and it ain't murra At this point, Barney Fife down there in Port St. Lucie might consider polygraphing the lunatic lady that falsely accused & identified McIntyre to see if there even was an 'incident'. Meanwhile, McIntyre missed a day of this week's OTA and you're absolutely right - I'm sure he's doubled over, laughing hysterically at how that helps his chance of making the team.

We are doomed, I say... DOOOOOOMED!!!!!!! (Maybe we're making room for Pisa Tinoisamoa?)

"100% of the world outside of Buffalo???" Right, because it didn't appear in... The Miami Herald The Boston Herald ESPN Pro Football Weekly EURweb In fact, once it hit the major news wire services, including... Associated Press ...it certainly wasn't picked up by almost every major newspaper in the country - link

You're right, PilePusher - it's just a funny joke, and he should laugh it off. I'm sure the experience in the police station was one of total jocularity, and the lawyers who represented him probably did it pro bono, right? Plus, the guy had nothing better to do with all that time anyway. I'm sure you'd find it just so hysterical to have your picture and your name plastered in newspapers, over news wires, and on internet blogs around the world depicting you as a sexual pervert who masturbates outside the window of a 69-year-old lunatic lady at 8 AM.

Yeah, I'm sure Corey's joking about it day & night. Probably thinks it's hysterical, getting accused of being a pervert, being arrested, spending money to hire a lawyer, being dragged into court and forced to clear his name for something he didn't do - in fact, I'm sure he thinks its the funniest thing that's ever happened to him.

Danny's - Genessee St. between Dick/Cayuga Rd & Union link Mr. Bill's - corner of Cleveland & Cayuga link Both are literally a spit from the airport, both serve an excellent fish fry.

Now SKOOOOOB, don't con me...I want two coats of wax this time... SKOOOOOOOBY

I figure Hardy to be in his 2nd or 3rd Pro Bowl by then.

You might. As for the rest of us, when can you finish mowing our lawns, cleaning our pools, and washing our cars?

yes...he is, of course, guilty until proven innocent or at least until the false charges brought by the delusional, lying, stupid, senile, sex-starved, sun-dried old hag are eventually tossed out of court - but, even then, poor guy is still subject to the stupid remarks and ridicule you'll see & hear from some ignorant posters on TSW and elsewhere corey's nfl career & personal reputation are now besmirched by this stupid B word and the incompetent cops who falsely charged him and arrested him - hope he sues the city of Port St. Lucie, its police dept., and his false accuser for a $$$bundle$$$$

Well OK then ... GO YOU FREAKIN' BILLSSS!!!! 19 and 0 baby!!!!! (without cheating!!!!!)

As stated previously by The Senator, poor guy was in the wrong place, at the wrong time, with the wrong cops, and the wrong stupid, senile, sex-starved, sun-dried old hag falsely accusing him.

Where are your asterisks, dammit???? Any and all NE* Cheatriettes* successes* during the Belicheat* era are tainted by his* penchant for blatant cheating, and any reference to said tainted victories* requires the appropriate asterisk noting them* as such!!!!! Only reason Belicheat* didn't get schitcanned in Fagsboro* like he* did in Cleveland is this... link

From that narrative, you could as easily be describing the Crystal Ballroom at Crystal Beach... link ...or even the boat ride over aboard The Canadiana... link Anyway, just loved that skee ball - and the cheesy prizes - always tried to nab one of those token-on-a-wire thingamajigs they used when the game 'ate' your nickel. Here's a short trailer of 'Little' Stevie Wonder around the age he would have been when he played Glen Park (mid-'60s)..,.

I used to love to play ski ball at Glen Park - 'Little' Stevie Wonder played the Casino/Inferno as a teenager. OMFG, I am old.