The Senator

Great stuff here! Like an idiot, i picked Tampa to win it all. Row33 chastised me for such lunacy. He was right, I was wrong. GO BLUE JACKETS!!!! ???

I’m almost ready to compare it with ‘The Miracle on Ice’ (but not quite) .

One guy bet 85K on Tiger and was VERY fortunate... https://www.sbnation.com/2019/4/14/18310445/tiger-woods-wins-masters-betting-odds-william-hill I won 10 bucks betting that he would wear the red shirt, black cap, black pants - I’m happy. .

Doesn’t seem like this guy was looking for weapons, but I understand your point. That’s why I have a concealed-carry permit. .

Or, you could just keep a loaded Glock in your night table. .

There is no race quite as amazing as me running to the bathroom after 3 cups of coffee and a bowl of bran flakes. .

I know nothing about that so, if you say it’s so, I can’t refute you. I just remember when ‘Pro Wrestling’ was a lot more fun...

OK, not for nothing, but if you dropped out of Stanford at the age of 21, to play golf for a living, and became a multi-millionaire by the age of 25, you wouldn’t occasionally dip your pen in the inkwell? I bet Lindsay Vaughn is kicking herself tonight. .

I liked Chyna, but she was no Fabulous Moolah! .

Couldn’t agree more. The difference between Indy cars and F1 is night and day. But Long Beach occupies a special place in my heart - my late buddy lived there and we used to go, and when he’d visit me in NorCal we’d drive down to Monterey for Laguna Seca. I record the F1 races, then avoid all sports TV til I watch the race for fear I’ll prematurely learn who won! Nothing like open wheel race cars. Take the fenders off and see how much ‘bumping’ they’ll do in NASCAR. .

Strangers in the night Exchanging glances Wondering through the night What were the chances We’d be making love Before the night was through... .

Putting a dog down is like your best friend begging you to pull the plug ‘cause he’s terminal and suffering. You just want them around longer, and it hurts like hell. I’ve had to put 3 down, one was a tiny puppy with distemper, totally blind but still trying to find the newspapers we had spread for her. Another was a giant St. Bernard with mange - it was the only way the vet could relieve her misery. The third was just old, could no longer stand or walk, and had to wear a diaper. It sucks. My sympathies. If I have any worthwhile advice to offer, get a young puppy to replace your old friend. Do it soon. You’ll never really replace your old friend, but caring for and training a young puppy will help take your mind off the sorrow. JMO .

It would be so cool if we ran an Indy Car race thru the streets of Buffalo. Two things I really hate when I’m cruising down the K-Way or the Skyway at 200mph - tires flying off my car, and crashing into a guard rail. .

Exactly what I was thinking! .

Who’ll stop the rain? .

I wouldn’t necessarily put Joni in the ‘super hot’ category, but she wrote some beautiful songs and has the voice of an angel. I thought Carly Simon was hotter - wide mouth, about 20 extra teeth aside. I guess we’ve moved from the 60s to the 70s .

I couldn’t be happier for Tiger Woods, and the game of golf. The fact that his mom and his kids were there to see it made it even more extra special than it already is. .

Why don’t you just put down a plastic weed barrier from Lowes and cover it with decorative crushed stone? .

Sure beats watching Meet The Press (unless Russert was still alive)... Molinari still has a couple holes to play. Sounds like some kind of Italian food ... ”I’ll have the pasta molinari please”

Watch him put four straight tee shots into Lake Michigan, then throw his club in the lake... .

You thought I was Sheriff Gallivan? Nope, I’m more like the guy that stole his horse and rode away! .

Yes, I liked Daly a lot. He was colorful, entertaining, and a hard drinker. One of us. But he couldn’t hit one across Niagara Falls! . Please don’t ever change, John! .

Looks like there’s a very small gene pool up there! .

Happy Natal Anniversary, you young whipper-snapper! .

What is John Daly doing these days? .