The Senator

The imagination's a wonderful thing, young SKOOBSTER. They used to say jerkin' off makes you insane - in your case, I think it's true... SKOOOOOOOOBY

Key West? Last month it was Naples...

I'm guessing SKOOOOOOOBY's around 15 years old, but stopped maturing at 12, yes?

Wouldn't know anything about the movie - never saw it. I was referring to a famous short story from The New Yorker magazine. You must be a Danny Kaye fan, maybe like Laurence Olivier was?

How many of you are in there, and how many screen names do you guys have?

James Thurber wrote a short story about you... The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Absolutely nothing you say is true, but I'll give you credit for a vivid fantasy life.

Really? Not saying you're wrong, but this is what I read earlier today... "The NFL announced Monday that commissioner Roger Goodell has reinstated QB Michael Vick on a conditional basis. Vick will be considered for full reinstatement and will be eligible to play in regular-season games by Week 6 (Oct. 18-19). He had been suspended indefinitely since August 2007 after pleading guilty to federal charges relating to a dogfighting enterprise. He served 23 months in prison and was released from federal custody on July 20. Vick, who’s an unrestricted free agent, can now participate in preseason practices, workouts and meetings and may play in the final two preseason games. During the regular season, Vick can participate in all team activities other than games. Vick also will be periodically evaluated by Goodell during his suspension and will be mentored by former Colts coach Tony Dungy..." link According to that, he's eligible to play in week 6, not week 7 as I erroneously stated earlier, but I can't imagine anyone being that stupid - with the possible exception of SKOOOOOOOOOOOOOBY - to risk a roster spot or any serious $$$$ on Vick. The UFL is where he's headed, IMO.

Guy can't play 'til week 7, will be lucky if anyone signs him for the NFL minimum, and your "guess" is $6M guaranteed for a guy with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel? You're obviously starving for attention today. Seek help, man... SKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBY

Everything that lives on earth poos in some way And thats how the cycle happens each and everyday Just look at the green green grass and the birds up in the sky Its all here because of poo and now ill tell you why... Circle of Poo

fixed... SKOOOOOOOOOOOOOBY

Brown is a sh-tty school.

Mike Leach likes pirates.

Why?

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I doubt that very much - Sully's a whiny punk with few fans on this board.

Timmy put the finishing touches on his painting. Meanwhile, back at the ranch , Lolita was finishing her cake.

Florio < SKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBY

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Tonto, disguised as a doorknob, came off in the Lone Ranger's hand.

Alas, Deano, I'm afraid the traditional curling broom has gone the way of hickory golf shafts, the mashie, and the niblick... link

It counts. That's why you mark your ball when you're on the green. But, being purely an accident, it's nowhere as amazing as this bowling shot... link

Exciting as that looks, you cannot beat curling for its pure unbridled enthusiasm and flamboyant fashion...

ML's suspension will likely be reduced to one game, or none. Remember - he already said he's really sorry, and promised not to do it again. I'm predicting over 2000 all-purpose yards for Marshawn Lynch, and over 1800 of those will be rushing yards.

Amazingly, I have never heard of 5-pin. Now in New England*, they have this queer variant known as 'Candlepin' bowling - odd-shaped pins, tiny balls, 3 balls per frame, and they don't clear the pins between balls...

Speaking of Canadians, it's almost curling season, eh? link

Shouldn't you be at Herring Cove Beach watching the Patriettes* full-contact drills, and toweling off their sweaty bods?