The Senator

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What the Bills - and particularly guys like Roscoe - need is a HC/OC like... Danny Afghanistan “Distributing the ball to all the different skill players is our biggest emphasis. We're not a team that hands it to one guy and throws it to two. We want all five skill positions to touch the ball.” - Danny Afghanistan

"Give me your tired, your poor, your hungry, your huddled masses yearning to breathe fr...." Ooops...never mind

Another SKOOOOOBY SCOOP!

Depending on which 'real' name, I am either Hercules Angola or Bruno Guam, both pretty cool. I just wish the Bills would hire a head coach like... Danny Afghanistan

That's the best one I've ever seen!

Hi Pete, I'm Ian Burundi.

Ah yes...Green Eggs and Ham - powerfuls word of inspiration, especially when delivered by a fire and brimstone preaching bible thumper such as... Rev. Jesse Jackson

I once had mesquite-grilled lambs brains and scrambled eggs for breakfast. The eggs were good.

I actually hope that he does sign with the Cheatriettes* - gives 'em* another recidivist thug to keep Moss* company - maybe smoke some pot together, and when the Fellas* from Fagsboro* come to The Ralph, the PA guys can crank the volume on... The Ron Mexico Song In the meantime, I've bought more shares of GlaxoSmithKline, makers of VALTREX.

'Trent Edwards' came out "Jan Latvia". We're f&cked.

Not a chance in hell he'd ever come back and play for this coaching staff. We're stuck with Trent Edwards.

Coulda had Graham Harrell. Chase Patton is still out there. Granted, both are 'projects, but either would likely thrive if only we had an OC/HC like... Mike Leach

You know, I was actually going to preface that post with, "For once, I find myself in rare agreement with Mr. WEO!" Indeed, in this litigious age, anyone can file a law suit and have at least some chance that it will not be dismissed as 'frivolous', then hope for a financial settlement. However, as you correctly state, Mr. Mexico...er...um...Michael Vick has absolutely no grounds for any legal action regarding his suspension or possible reinstatement, and the National Football League certainly has the financial resources and stamina to outlast any futile efforts by Mr. Mexico, er, Vick. Link - The Original Ron Mexico On a personal note, while I would never want to see him in a Bills uniform and don't think he belongs in the NFL either, I do hope he can establish himself as a wage-earner so that perhaps he can pay damages to some of the victims to whom he knowingly passed along his STDs... Woman claims star NFL quarterback passed along herpes in 2003 Finally, I took the liberty of plugging the name "Mister WEO" into the 'Ron Mexico Name Generator' - your new Ron Mexico name is 'Peter Fiji'... Link - Ron Mexico Name Generator

Well said, John. May I add just one more word....? REVERSE THE CURSE!!! 19 and 0 baby!!!! GO BILLSSS!!!!! PosLUSZny!!!!!!

Chalk up another one for Walter 'SKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBY' Mitty and his 'inside sources'

That one's mine I figured if SKOOOOOOOOOOOBY can start a new thread every time Chris Brown posts something in his blog - be it Ryan Denny getting poked in the eye, Shawn Nelson not chartering a private jet to make the morning practice, someone picking a booger out of their nose and giving it to SKOOOOOOOOOOOBY as a souvenier, or what have you - well, I thought folks would be just as interested in what T.O. had for breakfast that morning!

Turn on, tune in, drop out.

Lou Reed was in The Velvet Underground.

A septic tank system includes an underground tank and a leach field.

Guess I'm in the minority on this, but I like the hat. I want one.

Why does he want to watch your kids graduate?

I believe I do have a constitutional right to vote, yes? Unless, of course, I am - like Michael Vick - a convicted felon. Vick has no 'right', constitutional or otherwise, to play in the NFL, period - and the level of ignorance displayed in this thread by certain individuals professing knowledge of constitutional rights and the law is highly amusing. Even more amusing is the arrogant condescension they project while demonstrating their own ignorance. Vick already had a job in the NFL and, through his own actions and consequences, forfeited that job. Discrimination does not apply, or even exist, in this case. In addition to Vick's egregious violations of the NFL's Personal Conduct Policy, the NFL specifically does not allow its players to be involved in any form of gambling, and even first-time offenders risk being banned for life. Therefore, the NFL is well within their legal rights and boundaries should they choose to ban Michael Vick for life. BTW, armchair lawyer - when an employee is justifiably terminated 'for cause', companies can and often do state that an employee is not eligible for rehire. Vick's extremely fortunate that Goodell has given him an opportunity to redeem the career that Vick himself threw away as a result of his barbaric behavior. There you go.

Tell it to Pete Rose.