The Senator

There are four New England Patriots in the Pro Football Hall of Fame - Nick Buoniconti, John Hannah, Mike Haynes, and Andre Tippett. None of them are quarterbacks, moron. (As of the 2008 season, seven Buffalo Bills are in the Pro Football Hall of Fame - O.J. Simpson, Joe Delamielleure, Marv Levy, Thurman Thomas, James Lofton, Billy Shaw, and Jim Kelly. This weekend, we'll add Bruce Smith and Ralph Wilson.)

Nice comeback, CumSponge - usually I have to go to a bowling alley to hear such wit.

I don't get it, Pisswater - shouldn't you and '4th and 1' be with the rest of the Fagsboro Fops, playing tackle football out at.. Race Point Beach

You're boyfriends are gonna think you're a little weird, spending all this time on a Buffalo Bills board. It's 75 and sunny outside - why don't you get out and play with the other boys a little? There's some boy named 'Ice Cold Buschi' waiting for you out at... Herring Cove

I can almost see Adam West's Batman shaking his head slowly and sadly intoning, "You poor, deluded child..." 1) Peters held out all last summer, after missing the prior season's last two games and undergoing off-season surgery for a sports hernia and blown-out groin, and was clearly out of shape when he finally showed up at the Bills camp. His effort was half-assed all season long, leading the league among blind-side tackles in sacks-allowed. He missed the first game due to lack of preparation and conditioning, and the last two (plus the Pro Bowl) due to injury. So it's not exactly a reach to assume he's not a 'gym-rat' in the off-season. 2) Guy 'tweaked' his quad on day one of camp, either in the first running drills or from running from his bed to the breakfast table - take your pick - and has been rehabbing since. Doesn't exactly sound like 'The $60 Million Dollar Man' now, does he? 3) I absolutely do not hate that he got the money he wanted. Not at all. No freakin' way. But I would have been steamed as hell had he gotten it from Buffalo, and then pulled his crap all over again. There are reasons why a 340-pound athlete running a 4.8 40-yard dash out of college goes undrafted. The Bills took a shot, gave the guy a chance, paid him well beyond his wildest dreams, and turned him into a premier LT. The one thing they failed at - and that everyone will fail at - is stopping him from being an ass hole.

I agree completely. And I don't take Peters' departure personally - I take it gleefully, for the exact reasons you stated. What I take personally is his quitting on the team and the fans last season (actually, at the end of the 2007 season).

One of the biggest concerns in IggleDom right now is the offensive line 'coming together', and how Peters injury and lack of practice will affect their O-line's performance and chemistry. (In FatBoy's defense, his isn't the only injury, but I'm sure the Eagles were expecting more for their $60M - like a guy showing up in shape maybe?) To date, they still haven't been able to get their five best lineman on the field together. Sound at least a little familiar? You might say Parker did us a favor.

Eagles Practice Blog: August 6 "... Jason Peters, Matt Schobel, Victor Abiamiri, and Trevor Laws are all out on the field rehabbing again this morning." link Yep, FatBoy's been healthy and practicing 'for days', says his #1 fan - healthy and back in ProBowl form.

Geez, someone better tell that to Andy Reid... Eagles | Several players miss morning practice Wednesday Wed, 05 Aug 2009 11:15:03 -0700 Philadelphia Eagles head coach Andy Reid said TE Cornelius Ingram (knee), DE Victor Abiamiri (pectoral), OT Shawn Andrews (back), CB Ellis Hobbs (stinger), DT Trevor Laws (hamstring), OT Jason Peters (quadriceps) and TE Matt Schobel (undisclosed) did not participate in morning practice Wednesday, Aug. 5. Eagles | Reid provides several injury updates Fri, 31 Jul 2009 10:05:07 -0700 Philadelphia Eagles head coach Andy Reid said OT Jason Peters (quad) did not practice Friday, July 31. CB Asante Samuel (hamstring) and DT Trevor Laws (hamstring) are making progress; OL Shawn Andrews (back) is also feeling a little better. Reid said CB Victor Harris (ankle) was also feeling better Friday. Eagles | Peters placed on PUP list Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:51:57 -0700 Philadelphia Eagles head coach Andy Reid said during his press conference that OT Jason Peters (quadriceps) been placed on the Physically Unable to Perform list. Yep...sounds like FatBoy's healthy and ready to go!

And he's so healthy that two days later he sat out - Hawaii, here he comes!!!!

What Jason Peters actually said and meant: "I was thinking about it sometimes. If you get beat on a play and you think about your contract. It doesn't affect me that much if our QB gets killed or if I lead the NFL in sacks-allowed - everyone that doesn't play against me is voting me to the Pro Bowl anyway. I thought about it some early in the year but later on in the year it wasn't a big deal - I figured, WTF? I'll just skip the last two games like I did last season, and I'll be outa here by summer!" You think when Evans drops a pass, he thinks about his contract? No, he's probably thinking, "if only that a-hole Peters woulda showed up in shape and ready for football, maybe Trent would have better protection." When Edwards gets sacked, he's thinking, "I'm not making enough money? No, he's probably thinking, "if only that a-hole Peters woulda showed up in shape and ready for football, maybe he wouldn't whigg on so many blocks." "If you get beat on a play and you think about your contract" isn't letting your contract affect your play??? Wake up and smell the coffee, man.

You sleepin' with FatBoy or something? Eagles | Several players miss morning practice Wednesday Wed, 05 Aug 2009 11:15:03 -0700 "Philadelphia Eagles head coach Andy Reid said TE Cornelius Ingram (knee), DE Victor Abiamiri (pectoral), OT Shawn Andrews (back), CB Ellis Hobbs (stinger), DT Trevor Laws (hamstring), OT Jason Peters (quadriceps) and TE Matt Schobel (undisclosed) did not participate in morning practice Wednesday, Aug. 5." link Why don't you wait for FatBoy to at least play a down before you send him back to the ProBowl?

Don't know what the heck T.O.'s tweetin' about - he's already been on Rome's show....

What a moron! You can't do that on a Cub Cadet! To do something like that, you need... The Dixie Chopper More Choppin'

Morons can't run a 'Cash-for-Clunkers' program, but they think they can nationalize health care???

I would not be nervous at all, having entrusted that responsibility to Nervous Guy... 19 and 0 baby!!! GO BILLSSS!!!! REVERSE THE CURSE!!!!!

Even worse, the Buffalo News, which rips the actions of these incompetent thieving clowns daily, will endorse every one of them for re-election.

Isn't there already a lengthy thread - currently ongoing, just a few threads down - about this? Yes, there must be...I'm sure there is, 'cause I just posted in it... Bell Starting at RT Tonight

The conclusion is that Fat Boy - who was under contract, well-paid, and expected to perform - quit on his Buffalo Bills teammates before last season started. His selfishness and apathy hindered the installation of Schonert's offensive scheme in training camp and preseason, and his half-assed effort when he finally did show up (a day before he was to begin forfeiting his game checks, I believe) left Edwards and Losman vulnerable to sacks and to injury, and forced the coaching staff and his fellow Bills players to make roster adjustments to compensate for his absence and then for his lack of conditioning and preparation. I'm a Bills fan - Peters plays for Philadelphia (if his quad heals, and if he feels like it). I don't root for the Eagles. I don't like the Eagles. I don't care how the Eagles or their players perform, save for how it might affect the Bills in a given week, and I don't give a crap about what kind of great job you think Eugene Parker did either. In fact, I'm glad the Eagles wasted so much money on a fat, stupid, injury-prone, lazy POS like PayMe Peters. If you're such a fan of them, go get yourself some Eagles tickets... 19 and 0 baby!!! GO BILLSSS!!!! REVERSE THE CURSE!!!!!

OK - here's a brief primer on the Kennedy Clan (albeit abridged, as I could fill pages and pages with tales of their misogyny, bad behavior, and contempt for the law)... Marilyn Monroe - 2 Months After Singing 'Happy Birthday Mister President' Mary Meyer (JFK Social Register Squeeze) - Unsolved Murder 1964 Mary Joe Kopechne - Took a Ride with Ted July 1969 Pam Kelly - Crippled by Joe Kennedy in 1973 15-year-old Martha Moxley - Beaten to Death with a Golf Club by RFK Nephew Michael Skakel in 1975 Patty Bowman - TK Nephew William Kennedy Smith's Blue Dot Victim After A Night of Drinking With Uncle Ted in 1991 (Patricia Bowman told her best friend that while she was being raped and shouting for help, that Sen. Ted Kennedy was nearby, watching, and did nothing.) Now, waddaya got on Rush? Show me the goods...

Say what you will about ol' Rush - and I'm sure you'll say plenty - but he never killed anyone, and he ain't so fat anymore, either... Rush Limbaugh Drops 90 Pounds

Well just be careful - the most dangerous place in the world to stand is between Fat Ted and a bartender... Fat Ted

No one - but no one - dances quite like... Mike Leach

So how's Rome's show doing, Nielsen-wise? Does he need Jim Everett to come on and kick his ass again?

Then why is SD posting links about Woodstock and Apollo 11?