The Senator

Only if he had walked off the field in a hissy fit, left camp, left his coaches and teammates in the lurch, and said he wasn't coming back unless he got more money!

No fight - don't know how early on in his posting but yes, it was his last chance to make a first impression.

Who's the one with the priors?

Who had the other half? Why wouldn't the recidivist drunk cabbie give the young men their change?

Then you missed his most derisive, snottiest, condescending post and product of his Walter-Mitty-like imagination - the one totally denigrating average Buffalonians and WNYers with wild boasts of his own fictitious net worth and claims of a BMW 'worth more than most of your homes', or something of similar effect - I've had the moron in my crosshairs ever since.

Nice to see you too, Dame Edna...

Oh I gave you full credit for them in a much earlier thread - but thanks again, and good job! (Hope you don't mind that I liked them so much, I keep using them myself )

SKOOOOOOOBY's been gone a while now - hope I had something to do with it. For the next 3, I nominate 4th and Dumb, LukeWarmPisswater, and Mr. WEO

Even if Lori hadn't shot that one down already, the notion of Vick negotiating directly with Brandon, without an agent or 'handlers', is about the most hysterical thing I've ever read here on TSW.

Hey look - it's the racist... Mr. WEO and all his... P-Town Pals Hey WEO - what happened to that thread about Lynch the cheerleader? I can't seem to find it anymore

I'll give you that - he 'reports' what the front office tells him to.

Chris Brown = reporter?

Jeff Garcia??? Tony Romo??? Jake Delhomme, Kurt Warner, and Jon Kitna?

You mean, like Warren Moon? Harrell just might be better than anyone on our roster right now.

How's Ataefiok Etukeren doing? Could be his big chance.

They're actually quoting a famous Albert Einstein line when they say that, although I'm sure at least half don't know it.

That's so 15 minutes ago...

Nothing new there, Lori - just the sworn affidavit of the recidivist drunk cabbie, with no supporting depositions.

If that's the case - and that really sounds much more plausible than anything yet proffered, except my original suggestion that they would not only have paid the fare but also likelygiven a generous tip, had they been treated like human beings - then the wrong guys got arrested. Noon new reports suggest that his should all be over and done with by tonite, and recidivist drunk cabbie's attorney emphatically stated that no felony charges will result.

I believe presumption of innocence is a tenet of our legal system, no? You, OTOH, presume Kane guilty - as you have so stated. Strange, since I remember you proclaiming OJ innocent after the Bronco chase. You speak of a 'violent attack', while I ask, "What violent attack?" For all we know, the Kanes & the eyewitness speak the truth - they were locked in and wanted to get out - and the recidivist drunk cabbie with a history of trouble is the liar. Likely, he wouldn't unlock the doors, and the Kanes made efforts to escape unlawful imprisonment.

This whole 'teen-speak' vernacular bugs the schitt outa me.... "I was like..." "And then he was all like..." "And so I was so totally like..."

The kid could use some Clearasil, and folks are accusing him of robbery and assault?

So you're still insisting you saw him attack the cabbie? Your description of the events almost makes it seem as if you were there. How do you know whether this dispute arose before or after they discovered they were locked in? (Rhetorical question - you don't.) And how do you know that, had they not been locked in against their will, they would not have exited the cab quietly, cordially, and handed the driver his fare plus a nice tip? (Rhetorical question - you don't.) Instead, you seem totally convinced that Patrick Kane is a punk who wanted to draw this kind of attention to himself at 5 AM in a quiet residential neighborhood, rather than pay his cab fare and be on his way - perhaps the stupidest assumption in this whole thread.

Lets see - cabbie has me locked unwillingly in the back of his cab. I want to get out but he won't let me out. He refuses to unlock the doors. Witnesses corroborate that fact. His own lawyer acknowledges that his client did as such. Goes on to say that in no way could this be described as a robbery. The odds of Radecki getting a large cash settlement are about as long as the odds of you not pouring yourself another drink in the next five minutes.