The Senator

About 4 years ago, I think.

How many spare tires did he have?

At least she could have gone and shagged the guys some coffee until her husband got back

What's this about plates and coupons?

Yes - including some absolutely brilliant analysis regarding a Mrs. Cravitz and Aaron Maybin's contract impasse!

Yeah - helluva Catch-a-22 - if Jauron and the Bills win, no... Mike Leach OTOH, the season is nigh and I cannot wish our Bills ill - maybe someone'll hire Turk away from us if we go... 19 and 0 baby!!! GO BILLSSS!!!! PosLUSZny!!!!!

And, by all accounts, he's one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet on a golf course - or anywhere - right? I sure hope the guy wins big this year... 19 and 0 baby!!! GO BILLSSS!!!! PosLUSZny!!!!!

NO. NO!!! Now see, there you go again...all that was found on the Kanes was the torn-half of a $5 bill - or approximately $2.50. Minus the $1.20 in change that Klepto-Kabbie kept, that's about a buck-thirty, yes?

Something to the effect of, 'What???!!! No felony charges??? Then what's that stupid, thieving, lying, recidivist drunk of an illegal cabbie got left? I want my $1.20 back!' ($20 CN)

I dunno, Deano - I just saw Pat Kane on the 11 o'clock news, and he did not seem in any conciliatory kinda mood...

As the late Johnny Cochran or F. Lee Bailey might say, 'I don't need someone in their right mind: all I need is one juror."

I believe someone pointed out that Etukeren and Maybin both have two eyes, a nose, a mouth...

Nah - I can't stand Vick, but he's done nothin' to me or the Bills. My dislike of Maybin, however, is rapidly approaching the Peters level.

Now that's the kind of talk I love to hear! (Can I bash Jason Peters now?)

What I will not do is attempt to respond to each and every endless, ridiculous, hypothetical permutation of 'how the events might possibly have unfolded' that you care to proffer!

Close enough for me!

You may opine and misinterpret my posts to your heart's content - just do not mistake, or attempt to proffer, your own convoluted interpretations as incontrovertible statements of fact.

It's also very hard to find a Zagnut Bar

What part of "I don't really care" do you not get? All I want is to see the Kanes done with this lying, thieving cabbie's vile canard, and for the recidivist drunk with the fraudulent license to surrender it, drive no more, and stop illegally imprisoning 20-year-old kids in the back of his illegally operated taxi!!!

I absolutely assume that the assault began inside the cab in which they were illegally imprisoned. I also noticed that you edited out something about lawyers lying to defend Kane, which would not be at all like LoTempio stating - with regard to his own client's fraudulent license - On Wednesday, LoTempio expressed his client’s willingness to remedy the situation, saying, “It’s all news to Mr. Radecki, and he’ll do whatever he needs to do to straighten it out.” link

But have you ever 'holed up' at the Seal Rock Inn with 4 quarts of gin, a dozen grapefruits, and enough speed to alter the outcome of six Superbowls, until you made your deadline?

I'm smart enough to know that once you admitted, "That's your version," then it is indeed a 'version' - and that's all Paul Cambria will need. I do also know that driving drunk, and driving without a license, and falsifying information to obtain a license - will all land me in jail as well.

Someone please insult me like that.

The movie soundtrack/audio - in Stereo - is broadcast to your car or portable radio on FM Radio Frequency 89.1 AND AM Radio Frequency 540 AM.

I see - they were arrested for getting themselves illegally locked in the back of a cab by a recidivist drunk with no drivers license!