The Senator

Wow. My bad. Colour me embarrassed. I had him totally confused with the other fat load, Langston Walker. Must still be hung over from Sunday.

The roster bonus was, I think, a couple hundred thou - chump change, really - like throwing a deck chair off the Queen Mary when compared to the $$$multi-million$$$ signing bonus that the Bills still have to pay Dockery regardless of whether he plays for us or not ($18 million signing bonus, the third largest in NFL history at his position). So it definitely wasn't about a few hundred thousand dollars roster bonus - it just became apparent that he couldn't keep up in the no-huddle, his overall play seemed to be slipping, and his attitude was worsening. Much like FatBoy Peters, once Dockery got the big bucks - the $18 million - he just didn't seem to give a !@#$ about excelling at football any more. If you don't think so, then why has no one else signed the guy?

How 'bout... G) The Buffalo Bozos Our mascot, appropriately, would be a clown - and he's already wearing the right colours... Bozo

Interestingly enough, Jay Cutler was born in Santa Claus, IN... link Fascinating, no?

You gotta be kidding - $3M/year for Jauron??? That's a shame - for $2.5M Ralph coulda signed... Mike Leach

Not sure if DJ's firing would get coverage, but just the thought of waking up Ralph is newsworthy... Ralph

Brett Favre takes it to his former team, throws 3 TDs in Vikings' 30-23 victory over Packers (And we coulda signed him last year.)

Much as I want Jauron gone, I could never root for the Bills to lose. Besides, Jauron doesn't need our help in that department - he's proven himself more than capable of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. And I'm not big on wasting money already spent on tix (though I'm not big on wasting 3 hours of my Sunday watching the Buffalo Bozos, either). I think a better way to 'send a message' to Ralph, Russ, & Co. is a change in wardrobe, to something resembling this... link If 70,000 fans showed up sporting paper bags, maybe that little bit of embarrassment and humiliation in front of the CBS cameras would wake RW from his somnambulant state???

Well, at least Thurman #1 has something to take his mind off the Bills - namely, about 80 more anti-Peters posts that he will feel compelled to rebut, individually and sequentially

Yes, bandit, I already acknowledged that their web site says Kolb took only 3 sacks. You really need to get a life - maybe find something else to wash, now that Jason's ball are in another city.

Ah yes...

Sssshhhhh - the Peters Brigade is on a roll, and busy filling out their Pro Bowl ballots.

66? That's WAY too old for a football coach. Signed, Joe Paterno

Yes. Absolutely they do. And they give extra weight to my posts.

Yes, bandit - Kolb has been sacked 3 times, but - according to your site - no one else on the Eagles team has given up a sack. Must be the new math. And Garcia fumbled the ball on his first exchange from center in his one series with the Eagles - which would have made four sacks, had the Chiefs not recovered the fumble. I'm just going by what I read on the Eagles fan blogs, bandit, which I follow quite closely - want to be sure I haven't misjudged or falsely maligned your beloved Jason - and they seem to credit FatSlob with all 4 sacks/QB tackles-behind-the-LOS. So far, the Eagles fans don't love FatBoy nearly as much as you do. Sorry.

How 'bout... G) The Buffalo Drizzle Dicks

but drizz says it's really clever, and that he's really smart

Clever? Uh, no. Dumb, I'll give ya - but clever? Not.

Graham Harrell's still available - making $70K in the CFL, the Bills could sign him for the rookie minimum.

Yeah, he's so great that the Eagles - despite injury problems at QB - signed him, then cut him after one week. Say no to Flame-O.

Quiet??? Guess again. I know you've probably already sent in your Pro Bowl ballot, but I haven't been quiet at all - the only reason FatBoy didn't give up a sack yesterday is 'cause the Eagles had a bye week! FYI, Mr. 6-Wonderlic-Fat-Lazy-Stupid-Tub-o'-Goo has given up 4 sacks so far this season. If we extrapolate that over a full season, he'd be giving up over 21 sacks in a sixteen game season - or roughly double his league-leading 11.5 sacks allowed last year. (But he hasn't managed to play 16 games in either of the last 2 seasons, has he? ) Hey, give 'im a big raise and send 'im to Hawaii!!! Quiet??? Not me. Hell no. I've been screaming from the rooftops about FatBoy's failure!!!

Why bother??? Too cold. Love the Tomales Bay oysters, the Napa wine, and the craggy coast of NorCal, but if you had one shot to relocate the team and the entire city, why not do it right - La Jolla You'd have Torrey Pines for year-round golf, Del Mar for the ponies, gorgeous beaches with bikini-clad-big-breasted-beauties, and idyllic 70-degree weather year-round

WTF?

Another Cornellian, BTW.

only 2nd? he needs to hang on to the ball longer.