The Senator

You left out 'no more practicing IR players'... Ross Tucker: Patriots Abused IR Rules I honestly thought that last Marcia Brady* INT was gonna get overturned - that they'd say the review showed she* was 'in the grasp' - and give the Cheatriettes* back the ball with 35 seconds left. Just imagine that - as bad as our Bills are - if a couple of plays had gone differently for us this season, we'd be in the right in the hunt for the AFC East lead.

Well, ND knew about Wies's proclivity toward foul language when they extended him - guess it was OK when he was winning. Carroll, OTOH, shacking up with a grad student? Isn't there some 'moral turpitude' clause in his contract, or are SoCal hotties one of the perks of his gig? Other than the occasional outrageous remark about fat girlfriends, you'd never see that type of behavior from the always entertaining... Mike Leach

I shoulda had that 4-some with Elle MacPherson, Kathy Ireland, and Rachel Hunter.

Personally, after being part of the 'Escape from New York' scene in the RWS lots at last season's MNF game against the Browns - and the drunken, animalistic behavior of the Bills fans both outside and inside the stadium - I've lost my appetite for home night games, and wouldn't mind if they never played another at RWS. Plus, it's gonna start getting awful cold, windy, and snowy in OP after about noon on Thursday... link Toronto can have this one - I'll enjoy it from the warm comfort of my couch... GO BILLSSS!!!! 13 and 7 baby!!!

13 and 7 baby!!! GO BILLSSS!!!! REVERSE THE CURSE!!!!!

I keep reading that the Bills still have a mathematical shot at the AFC East - until that's no longer the case, I'm goin' with the 'Von Ryan's T.O. Express' and the 'Fewell-Injected' Buffalo Bills... 13 and 7 baby!!! GO BILLSSS!!!! REVERSE THE CURSE!!!!!

NFL draft 'expert' Mel Kiper has Tebow going in round 4 - as a tight end. link Just watch - he'll end up with the Cheatriettes*, running Urban Meyer's spread-offense for Bill Belicheat*.

And now Haslett says he wasn't contacted about coaching jobs - doesn't know where Fanhouse got that from... link (Probably from the same place as the bulls--t story from years back about Ken Hull using steroids, Jim.)

Tebow is a spread-offense QB, and Urban Meyer's spread offense will never work in the NFL. Just ask the TSW experts. Better yet, just ask Bill Belichick* and Tom Brady*, who have used it with the Patriots* for years, with little or no success.

No wonder he scored so high on the Wonderlic.

How 'bout - because he give opposing defenses 'fits' ????

Man, first Jauron gets $3.5M/year to do nothing, and now Jabba the Hutt gets $6M/year to sit on his ass???? I gotta get me a HC job, then suck out loud at it.

I feel sorry for you Kiwis - you will never know the sheer joy of...

Winning is bad. We don't want our young players learning how to win football games. Also, a strong finish might actually cause some around the league to think the Bills have talent and potential, and maybe even attract some coaching talent and free agents - we can't have that.

Well if the Bills 'win out' and finish 9-7 under Fewell - that would mean beating NE* and the Colts - there's going to be a groundswell of support for the guy, and you never know what RW might do given that he's still on the hook for Jauron's $3.5M/year salary. But I'd much rather see the Bills make a splash - go out and get an offensive guru - someone like, oh, say... Mike Leach

Anyone know what the average of the top 5 WR salaries is? 'Cause that's what it'll cost to slap the franchise tag in him. That said, I do like the guy - he seems to have either matured, of had a major attitude adjustment. The Bills benefit from a veteran like T.O. - especially our QB, and I hope he finishes his career here.

Myself, I'm pushing 'Von Ryan's Express' - or, just 'Colonel'.

Absolutely, I thought we could lose - we've seen it happen so many times and, like Rubes said, the 'Jauron stink' still lingers. As for the Bills being accused of 'running up the score', please...anyone remember the Oct. 4th 38-10 loss to Miami? I was so happy when T.O. did his Joey Porter imitation after the 51-yd TD. Screw them.

Oh what might have been, if only Jauron et al had heeded The Senator's wise words last March... link or August... link or October... link

Oh. Really? Doe Oaks Christian High School in Westlake Village, California play a lot of road games in winter-like weather? Or does it get just incredibly icy and snowy in Palo Alto, the LA Coliseum, or Hawaii - which are the ONLY locales Clausen has played after MID-NOVEMBER as ND's starting QB? Best check your facts, then get back to me about Wanker-Punk's experience playing 'in the elements'.

Always, CM, always!!!!

Well, I was expecting 2 more FGs from Lindell...

Senator, Senator...you incredibly prescient bastard, you...

Sure he is. Everyone from Thousand Oaks, California is used to freezing cold temperatures, sub-zero wind-chill factors, multiple feet of snow, and something that our local weather people call the 'misery-index'. Wanker-Punk Jimmy 'I-Started-A-Bar-Fight-And-Got-My-Ass-Kicked' Clausen

fixed. see ya in 2014.