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Simon

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  1. I know your name and can find Pasadena.....
  2. 'ere......
  3. You just gave me the vapors...
  4. What a giant load of utter bull####
  5. If you didn't bring blatant political garbage into a politics-free forum, you wouldn't have to worry about it, would you?
  6. Hope you didn't put the house on it. When these teams meet, things can get real weird real quick.
  7. We hates hobbitses
  8. It took a comedic turn partway through. There's some quality chuckles in there that are worth your time. 🤙
  9. Or was it a subtle way of referring to her husband? I'll never tell....
  10. Have you checked the bowels of Hell?
  11. I just gave myself a warning point If she can escape a collapsing pocket and throw dimes on the run, then yes.
  12. Brittany Mahomes' dick?
  13. Reports of fake outrage are being met worldwide with fake outrage! News at 11!
  14. I probably would have gone with this:
  15. Cloven hoofs?
  16. So hanging a black man in effigy with a sailor's hitch is cool then? Is the type of knot really a thing?
  17. I'm going to get kicked in the jimmy for this sacrilege, but you know who Bernard sort of reminds me of? Zach Thomas. Never takes a false step, flies to the ball, always in the middle of the action, Energizer motor, etc.
  18. We're sorry to hear about your untimely death. Please pass along our condolences to your family.
  19. I love me some Fred, but I never caught that one.
  20. Then don't be surprised or outraged when anybody hands you your hat and shows you the door because you have zero sense of when to stop.
  21. The idea of making it to 65 makes me, well........ nervous. HBD OG. 🤙
  22. It would be awesome if he walked into a press conference and started talking like Sideshow Bob in a Kelsey Grammer voice.
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