Simon

It was so jarring I went and found other credible sources to confirm it was actually real. Props to the guy, that is some seriously impressive self-discipline. I hope he's still hilarious though.

Just in case

Not to hijack the thread but I was blown away recently when I saw a picture of what Ethan Suplee looks like now:

Good post but you spelled "corpse" wrong

Nobody wants to scrap next to Tank Abbot?

Well now we know you're not the real Saul Goodman...

Or Eagles fans. But that's a literacy issue.

This is where you come when you're tired of slumming.

Apropos of nothing, I always think he must look like this under his helmet:

I disagree. I think we've created a good thing here and people are attracted to it because it's not over polluted with trolls and loudmouth jagoffs like most other fan forums. The fact that it's laid out smartly, not overrun with pointless memes and very easy on the eyes is also a big plus. Admit it, we rock. 🤙

He's the right guy to ask but it's way early. Ask him again in three days.

They're making faces at you when you're not looking

So not only did we get the wrong Josh, did we also get the wrong Allen? I actually thought he didn't look all that bad for being tossed in there sort of unexpectedly and getting little to no help from his team.

It was a weird situation. I typically have zero respect for guys like that but that one just felt different for some reason. Even McDermott had some unsolicited nice things to say about him in August and I don't think that is his typical MO for dealing with guys with a history of half-stepping. I have no idea whether it was temporary inspiration and he would have shut down by Halloween or whether he was actually committed to making back some of the money he pissed away, but I was actually getting the sense he came to play this time. I'm really curious if he's going to pop up again somewhere next year or if it was a just one-off. As flyers go, I still think it was worth a shot.

It's very possible the snow could hit the fan on Friday or Saturday.

Don't know if anybody caught it in that other thread, but I found what I was referring to: Look at Allen at about 20 seconds into this video and tell me he isn't racking a shottie after the Samuel TD.

Just a brief bye week reminder that Josh Allen is currently the best QB in the world. Enjoy 🤙

Do they pay them to stand on the field and pretend to shoot rifles in front of national television audiences? If they think that the demographic that they are trying to expand into does not love firearms, they will not want gun play on their fields. It's not as dramatic or expansive as you want to make it.

Quit thinking about it and do it. Your quality of life will instantly improve, imo.

I don't know why a playoff contender would be interested. He's not going to show up in Week 13 and grasp the offense better than anybody's current backup.

I absolutely considered that angle and then swept it under the rug so that it didn't devolve into an argument about gun violence.

I see you've met my wife

I am currently posting with a Grade 2 amygdala sprain and bruised isles of Langerhans. That should explain a lot...