Simon

The Bills have beat the Ravens 3 of the last 4 times they've played them, including twice in the playoffs.

DYK: Cotton crops use more pesticides than any other crop in teh world

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Who's going to be the first person to call it The Drive?

I'm not suggesting they shouldn't do it; just that it's not applicable here. I've live-trapped animals before and releasing them is neither dangerous nor problematic; and relocating squirrels is legal in most places but you have to take them like 10 miles away or they'll track their way back. And even if they don't, it won't take long for another batch to replace them. And have you ever tried to hit a squirrel with a pellet gun? Between getting within reasonable range and then trying to get a clean line of sight on them while they're navigating a tree (they are way smarter than chipmunks), it is harder than you'd think.

I'm guessing hamsters don't like squirrels?

Did somebody pull the trick where they loosen the cart strap so it falls off the back?

Yeah, because they're protecting their livelihoods. And they live on farms. Are you suggesting he start tossing $40 worth of high velocity Winchester cartridges around the neighborhood to protect $13 worth of fruit? The efficacy of that plan may be somewhat lacking...

Damn, I've got nothing that isn't cruel or stupid. Do you have any neighborhood cats you could entice to hang around the immediate area of the tree?

If they can only get to it from ground level, you can wrap some sheet metal around the trunk and grease it up. Make sure the top of the sheet metal is at least 5' off the ground. Trimming it back from the garage might be tricky, those little schnitzels will jump 10' laterally from one tree to another, even a bit more if they are jumping a little downwards. I know they make tree nets you can wrap the upper part of the tree in, but that might be enough of a pain your arse to make the squeeze more than the juice is worth.

Are there any other trees near it or do they need to access it from the ground?

No worries. He'll trade her a year too early instead of a year too late.

My only question is "Why in the ***** does he even know who these clowns are or what they're saying?"

I could see him taking that role from Anderson whether Alec moves inside or not. Hawes is a better athlete, probably almost as strong, every bit as mean and probably 1,000x smarter. For his next trick he was going to fool everybody by running a toss play for Knox to the short side on 4th and 7.

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I can probably restore it and merge this one into it if you like?

Rapp was out, 'Sul Douglas was on one leg and Von Miller was

I think DQ was coming off a torn pec (like Ed Oliver the year before). Jordan Phillips was the shoulder issue that had him playing one-armed.

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Kids these days are a bunch of slackers

This might be my favorite "sneaky" good pick in this draft.

I have no doubt they will be adding more guys to that room before the season (and maybe even during). They might not be the kind of high-end athletes we all want, but they won't be complete stiffs either. I honestly wouldn't be opposed to (or surprised by) them giving Claypool one last shot. They seemed to really like what he was doing in camp last year and he should be fully recovered from the toe injury. I'm also not yet fully convinced that Cooper is completely out of the picture. Initially I thought the Elijah Moore visit spelled the end of Amari's chances here, but now I'm wondering if it was nothing more than them trying to apply a little pressure to Cooper to shlt or get off the pot. It's an outside chance, but not totally out of the ballpark. Hang in there, brother. They are not done yet. 🤙