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He's never been a good passer but he has squeezed every drop of talent he could possibly get out of himself to become a better QB than I thought he'd ever be. Gotta respect him for that but he'll always have limitations as a pure QB, imo.

People are going to make fun of that game because of the scoreboard, but I think it was sort of underrated.

I actually thought that band had some fairly legit funk chops.

TIL that Fatboy Slim had enough pull at one point to get Bootsy Collins to work with him 🤯

At the risk of an ass-kicking, I kinda though it looked like Poona Ford at birth

Huge implications for playoff seeding on the line. It sort of has the feel of "Don't be the first guy to make a big mistake" right now. I'd guess a couple big plays could open things up pretty quick.

I don't know what the O/U was, but I don't think anybody was expecting a defensive battle. It's not windy up there, is it?

DYK that a Poona is a type of cucumber....

It's hip to be round

I want to say hip pad, but when I try to type it this keeps coming up....

I think the rule is that anybody on the LoS has to have their helmet at least aligned with the Center's hip and be no further back than that.

Definitely a haunting number. Old Ella felt bad, she didn't know what she had So she went down to see the old doctor. She tried to drop a load, but the tests they all showed An obstruction had gone up and blocked 'er. The doctor stood back and looked at that ass crack, Each butt cheek the size of a barrel. He slipped on his gloves and he pushed and he shoved In the rectum of Ella Fitzgerald. The search began strong: with some barbecue tongs He pulled out two plums and a melon. He then cried "Oh Lord" as he plucked out a gourd, And it looked just like Ian McKellan. And Lordy, that gourd it was smellin'. He stumbled and then almost fell in. And what he'll find next there's no tellin'. That gaping crevasse that was old Ella's ass Was a dark and forboding prospectus. He found two payphones, old Glen Miller's trombone, And the skull of a ***** erectus. And over there on the side, Jimmy Hoffa had died And he lay there all stinking and rotten. Then George Bush sent in troops to parade through the poop In the search for Osama bin Ladin. After one more good poke, the tongs they were broke, So he called for a pick and a shovel. He tried to be brave as he looked in that cave And he said "Lads, we might be in trouble... We're going inside of a hole brown and wide With an atmosphere surely not sterile. So strap on your mask, and we'll finish the task In the rectum of Ella Fitgerald." He reached in that muck and he pulled out a duck, Seven pheasants, a goose and a gander; A scale model train and an ultralight plane And a rusted but working belt sander. Then later, a used lunar lander. Their luck would soon change when they hired a crane And they pulled out that broken bulldozer. The people all cheered for her ass was now clear And the only job left was to close her. The fart that was cut when that ####### slammed shut Put the whole of the city in peril. I've heard it be said sixteen men were struck dead By the rectum of Ella Fitzgerald.

The irony of this coming at the end of a bunch of overwrought ranting about things that aren't even true is through the roof.

Enjoy the show but please keep this thread clear of any Bills commentary so that folks can just enjoy MNF without having to hear about how awful we looked yesterday. Thanks!

It was 3rd down and neither of those routes gets them to the sticks against that coverage. If Allen doesn't bail from a clean pocket and keeps his eyes downfield where they belong, that's an easy 6 on the flag for Samuel.

You must hang out with nicer families than me. Those games are an excuse to recommence internal blood feuds.

If I remember correctly (no guarantees, lol) I think they even ended up removing him from the home because they thought he was a threat to his own mother.

According to his own father, he's been a psychotic ashhole since he was a teenager.

Terrel Suggs was sort of similar to Hoecht in that he could play both DE and LB and his strength was as a pass rusher. He tore both of his Achilles' a few years apart and came back from both as pretty much the same guy. He was also a freak of nature though. 🤷‍♂️

They've given him several opportunities as a pass rusher over the last couple years and he just has no instincts for it.

I thought the bigger problem with that play was the stupidity of taking the decision out of Josh Allen's hands while he was clearly on a heater. If Allen checked into it he was wrong but I don't remember thinking that he did. I think that was the only moment I got genuinely pissed when they were on offense.

If that sound pops in my head when I see Samuel on Sunday, I am going to cuss you out good. I love that saying; it totally justifies all my bad intentions.

I think he's one of those guys that doesn't necessarily look like he's digging but is somehow still covering a lot of ground when he opens it up, although he's probably slower than some other guys to hit that 5th gear.

I'm just a fan on my couch; I'm not tuned into the all the DT rotations in the NFL and study them enough to know who's available for fair value. But I'd bet my house there were guys available out there that bad teams were willing to negotiate for in consideration for mid round picks.