Simon

We've got enough guys that can run effectively in the slot that I wouldn't be opposed to this up until about New Year's. After that I want that bad mf on the field every Sunday til he's sucking wind.

That dude has no fear and knows he has unreal contact balance. The only way to protect him would probably be to chain him to the bench.

Then don't open it if you don't want to read it 🙄

Make me

I don't have any strong feeling about them either way; I just think Jones is an idiot. I'm as sharp as a bag of wet mice.

Not sure about that. Jerry Jones could ***** up a free lunch.

I don't remember any questions or concerns during the lead up to the game, but there was absolutely something wrong with him that day. I just remember posting something in the game thread as early as 2-3 minutes into the game (it was that obvious that quickly even to some schlub sitting on his couch 500 miles away) saying something was wrong with him and wondering if he had the flu or some such. Here it is as early as Page 3:

That's just your mortality whispering in your ear. Don't worry, when you're a little older you'll be too deaf to hear it.

Yes, they're virtually identical. Although there is an argument to be made that there are better examples, such as Evel Knievel's deal with Caesar's Palace or even Cyndi Lauper's contract with Capt Lou Albano.

I know you're just trying to drum up new patients but damn, it's like punching a mule.

Poyer was teh one that blew him up and sidetracked his rookie season last year

The team hasn't released a depth chart, but Sal is employed by the Bills. If he has Hancock listed before Hamlin I'm guessing the team likely doesn't have an issue with it.

Oddly enough the biggest thing I take out of this non-event is that it suggests that Poyer is still sober. And that makes me happy.

My understanding is that it's a spot specifically designated for veterans. You're not going to develop anybody with it.

Something about the film speed causes all the shots of him to be out of synch with the soundtrack.

They already have a coach. There's nothing wrong with adding a respected, experienced veteran who will never see the field to supplement that.

Admiring how thick and muscular their legs are probably

This isn't just about Bishop. There's also a rookie who is probably the #3 safety that could greatly benefit from Poyer's knowledge and experience in learning what is likely the most complicated non-QB position on the entire roster.

I had not noticed til now that they have Hancock listed in front of Hamlin. I am a fan.

I keep finding empty bottles of Visine in the kitchen. I just assumed she'd been dicing onions. Do you put potato chips on your spaghetti also?

Not really. It's less about the numbers and more about the willingness to learn going forward.

I certainly hope not. In 25 years, you've accumulated a grand total of zero warning points. I'm about as scary as a popcorn fart.

No, nobody said that. You're just putting made up bull#### in people's mouths again to try to get over

I did not know that. I was just hoping that by next year he could be playing a dual TE/OL#6 role for us as I'm not a huge fan of Alec Anderson.