Simon

Only cheat if you aren't going to get caught

The answer is right there in your rumination. What he's missing is "it". The man has zero IT factor.

I'm now jealous that I didn't name the Diggs' Drama thread The You Sure? Chronicles

troll indeed

I'll add to this; Two pairs of socks, at least one of them good wool. Layers. Legit gloves; not the cheapest thing you can find at Walmart. (mittens are actually better than gloves; keeping your fingers together makes a difference) Layers. Go for a quick walk up and down the steps every few drives to keep the blood moving. Layers.

...where it typically then proceeds to hit a receiver right in the facemask still doing 50 mph. The reason you think it's not smart is because you've never before seen anybody able to do it so consistently and successfully. Ever. He's easily one of the smartest QBs in the NFL and there is a valid argument to be made that he is actually the smartest. The guy is in as much control of the field as you will ever see a QB, is racking up near perfect games at a Nolan Ryan pace and has become the undeniable best in the world by becoming smarter as well as more talented than everybody else. And you're going to start popping off about how he's not a smart QB? That is literally one of the absolute stupidest things that has ever been said in my 20+ years here. So stupid that almost everybody that read it now believes you're a troll just begging for attention. If you're going to keep tossing out inflammatory nonsense, I don't want to hear you crying anymore about how you can't have an opinion.

I was referring to the posters here who were teasing you about "wick".

What's that have to do with anything?

They are, as is disagreeing with those opinions. When you say something as patently stupid as "Allen is not a smart QB" while we're watching him see every inch of field and in total command of this offense, then you are going to get exactly what you deserve.

I made the mistake of saying something like "Man, I'm glad I never have to be in one of those again" during the scrum, which resulted in me having to explain what I meant to my wife. Now she won't look me in the eye......

They're making fun of you because it's "weck", not wick. Short for Kimmelweck roll.

Yep, that does it. I'm outta here!

Playoff coaches and GMs generally don't get fired. They are real people trying to keep their jobs.

Is it inappropriate that my mind read this as Ridder's got tlts?

An inch-thick foam chinpad stopping a helmet crown doing 20mph....

That shot would have knocked out 90% of the QBs that have ever stepped on an NFL field. You either have no idea what you're talking about, are approaching full senility or have officially entered troll territory. I don't care about your wildly inaccurate strawman nonsense or your dipspit conspiracy theories. I do care that you are clearly annoying a lot of members of this community and would politely suggest that you enjoy your remaining time here. I think it will likely be brief because at least one of the moderators here is a merciless, unforgiving, intolerant jackass. Good luck.

What a gigantic load of horseshlt. Did you see the shot he took on the chin just last night from a guys crown who had a full speed running start at him from 15-20 yrds? Rod Woodson used to end QB's with shots that were not nearly as lethal as that one, yet Allen ripped off a 60+ yrd throw in the face of it and then got up and went back to the huddle like it was a freaking mosquito bite. There is no era in the history of football which this boy couldn't have handled.

Just wanted to clean up your minor typo.....

Never really thought about this before but, are you a Boomer Boomer Sooner ? - )

Wormtongue Hochuli has a nice "ring" to it

They called Kincaid for a 3 second violation

Orcs/Elves/Dwarves/Men

Great line (check the typo)

I think he was implying Joe Brady is related to Marcia Brady?

It's a tale as old as time......