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  1. Simon
    I would if it hadn't turned into 5 pages of off-topic fun; that's typically why I wait until the curtain is about to drop to start any "official" pinned thread. I'll probably make a fresh one about 8-9:00 unless somebody else wants to go for it.
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    The only benefit you're gaining is going to a handful of overpriced football games per year. I'd focus on the other 350+ days/year, and if you're moving anyway, head somewhere out West where you can hike, bike, backpack, kayak, etc in spectacular environments that aren't gray and brown 6 months out of the year.
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    Yes indeed. And I hope folks have the good sense to take their rants elsewhere, because they do not belong here.
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    The other thread was getting a little unwieldy so a new one might be in order.
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    He's going to be a FA in 5 months. Trading multiple firsts for him is goofy, imo.
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    The Oliver Woofing Theorem is both timeless and infallible.
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    In addition to finding subtle ways to insult innocent folks without them noticing, i also enjoy the following things: Berating political parrots Investigating reports Targeting trolls Erasing repetitive gifs Merging stuff Editing vague titles
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    Can't believe this has gone viral. I was just trying to read the tag, dammit.
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    must....resist.....
  12. Simon
    I think it's Dane Jackson
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    Nice offer. Hope everyone is OK...
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    That's just Christian Wilkins in 20 years
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    I never thought that I'd have to wonder whether Under Armour made chastity belts.
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    This guy should have been a QB; he could have knuckled 'taint every day. Can you imagine being his Center? Christian Wilkins' Center would be a good band name.....
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    I give full props to Spencer Brown for having responded to coaching to knock that ***** off during games and focusing on kicking the snot out of people during plays instead. He's a mean SOB but I think he's a lot smarter than he gets credit for.
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    Second base?
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    You should probably read more.
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    But...... how can you say that?
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    I ain't even monkeying with this thread
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    Since self-involved people can't follow simple directives no matter how many times they are repeated, and because I'm tired of repeatedly cleaning dozens of non-updates out of this thread, this effort to serve the community has now concluded. Y'all are why we can't have nice things
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    They might not even be sure themselves yet. If he has a ton of swelling, they may be waiting for it to recede before doing any further testing or imagery. I don't like this one at all.
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