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Simon

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  1. Maybe they wanted to knock him into the endzone?
  2. If anybody's watching
  3. 3 times in the 4th qrtr when Miami had 3rd and short plays, they chose to throw the ball in every single instance despite the fact that they were averaging 7.5 yds a carry. I do not see that so much as the defense stepping up as I do the Phish perpetuating a year long propensity to repeatedly outsmart themselves in crunch time.
  4. Every 2-3 years I turn off a Bills game because I'm not enjoying it and would rather find something else to do. Last night was that game. I shut it down when Morse went out because I was tired of watching them get their ass beat into the ground for 40 straight minutes and opted to go to work on a toilet replacement project I had earmarked for the weekend. To add insult to injury, when I couldn't find a red Solo cup to scoop the remaining water out of the tank, I found a sleeve of unopened Buffalo Bills cups and decided it would be perfectly appropriate to use one for that dirty-assed job. When I finally turned the game back on to see how badly they'd been beaten, it was the 2:00 warning and they were positioning themselves for a game-winning FG. I dare anybody to do worse than scooping out toilet water with a Buffalo Bills cup in the middle of a game.
  5. We're going to lose to the Bears
  6. He'll do whatever it takes to get back when it really starts counting and then he'll ride off into the sunset as a Bills legend.
  7. Lucky again on that gawdawful 3rd/4 spot
  8. I love Leslie but this is the 2nd/3rd time in the last month that he's gotten his ass handed to him for most of a game.
  9. Nope. Took a knee and kicked a FG.
  10. He's been awful almost all year
  11. We got a horseshoe up our arse today, boys.
  12. f*** the dolphins; I don't want any of our guys catching one in the eye.
  13. Gettin our ass kicked up front; lucky to be up 8. These boys deserve a little luck.......
  14. Glad you're all squared away.
  15. Y'all enjoy that Alabama snow show 🤙
  16. Cuz it's fun, you old stick in the mud...
  17. That guy will do anything to get in the game.....
  18. Instead of playing on your toes, you try to play more on your heels. Sounds counterintuitive, but it actually works to some degree.
  19. Flacco stole your girlfriend?!
  20. Yeah, Daquon Jones, Tim Settle, Shaq Lawson and a seasoned Groot and Basham are not the crew you want to pound the ball against.
  21. Yeah, the flex changes the timing; they are now allowed to sign guys up to 90 minutes before gametime
  22. Yeah, I expect them to do it too. No point in tipping their hand early though.
  23. Not yet but Bills can still do so up to an hour or two before gametime I think
  24. Virtually zero
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