Simon

He kicked him too. That's what really pissed him off

So all I'll need then is cocaine, LSD, whiskey and ganja. Starting a packing list now.......

Definitely soft...

What if I'm not sleeping, just passed out drunk?

Why the hell are they running a split screen with 60% of the screen being taken up by 5 different ESPN logos? Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. Just show the game and stay out of the way.

The only time I ever met Hammer I showed up driving a van full of Stiller fans, told him who I was and he immediately led me to a killer double wide space without me even asking. Then by the end of the night he was handing me beers, telling me I was his 2nd favorite TBD parker. You guys must be jerkwads!

Plus an extra $20 for me to carry your cooler....

Every car needs an alarm clock

And I'm not even sure the other one can snap it off quite like that.

Does waking up in the lot count?

You know you dipsticks are only making him stronger. In 10 years, he's going to curbstomp both of you.

This is true as I am sort of in the same boat. I recognize the potential and think it's going to be for realz this time, but I am not buying in until I see it on the ice. fwiw, yesterday I just convinced DTV to cut my bill nearly in half or I was cancelling because they lost Sunday Ticket. The only reason I even considered keeping it was because it's the only place I can get Sabres games down here in Western Pennsyltucky.

Do you have a microphone in my kitchen?

fwiw: Despite some misgivings about potential reactions to an unpopular mod, I had actually planned to come up this year and put some faces to some names. About a week beforehand I told my wife I was planning on heading up next Sunday and her response was "You know that's my birthday, right?"

Fixed

And somehow he actually made it a safe throw. Can you imagine being that DT? You're about to absolutely crush a QB who just inadvertently walked right into your rush and 1/10th of a second later the ball whizzes by your ear for a TD.

Have you gone outside your mind? This is why we can't have nice things.

Yep. That's why I dropped the "Sort of" in there.

Agreed; it takes years of improper training.

Alcohol is the only one that produces a hangover. The rest might have you feeling tired the next day just because you were up all night, but no dehydration, headache, nausea, etc.

Sort of an injury update

If you substitute mushrooms for LSD, I hit that same quadfecta the morning of the Bills first Super Bowl.