Simon

As long as he doesn't need a heart........

<Accidentally pictures Kirby typing one-handed......> <washes brain> I wondered if they might stick him in there to field the last three snaps if AZ used their last two timeouts, but my sphincter and I were glad to see they didn't have to.

They gave a creepy, overrated guy 200 million dollars. Now he's a creepy, overrated guy with no motivation to be anything more.

He keeps a spare. He calls it The Stranger.

It was reported by ESPN so I think it's safe to say that it's true.

lmao.... Thank you, I was just trying to think of that guy's handle the other day.

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I'll get you for this.......

Reports are that Allen was in for Xrays briefly and that his hand was NOT wrapped in the locker room after the game.

<Begins typing frantically>

I bet he started with 9 and ate 7 of them raw during the game

He's got 3 whole pages to himself in the manual! No, but in a high-profile case that's all over the news, that's going to happen every time regardless of whether the guy was in the right or not.

My understanding is that is just SOP in these cases. The bodycam will tell the tale.

If it's Trubisky, I'm taking Miami and giving hte points

Yeah, give up the site OP. Some degenerate gamblers want in on that business 👍

Of course they did. Is there a better way to unman your entire team than with a chickenspit call like that?

Might be time to rig up an outdoor TV for Sunday afternoons (or mornings for you I guess)

I hope somebody puts that up on the wall tonight. I want it to be the first thing those guys see when they come in tomorrow.

Advice from an old man who's been there: Start putting that napping toddler on an entirely different floor and on the opposite end of the house with a baby monitor. At some point you will be glad you did.

I think it was more towards the palm of his hand and was likely just a really deep bruise that is going ot be sore as $#*& for a few days.

I don't know whether to go with a laugh or agree emoji, because they both fit.

It was an incredibly subtle push-off; one he clearly practices to avoid getting flagged, imo. When most guys push off it's because they realize they haven't won the route and it's a move to try to win what's already been lost and as a result it comes too late and they get caught. Coleman's push off was actually like it was purposefully integrated to be a part of his route; it's so quick and natural he's going ot get away with it all the time.

I said the same thing to my wife at the time. "Holy shlt, he just made one of the best safeties in the world look like an idiot"

That was on the longer catch down the field. He pushed off on the shorter completion outside

Wowzers. Between Coleman and Ray Davis, so much for depth charts