Simon

Your first game of the year, eh?

Stretching Von's hammy.

I'll see your 3 and raise you to 7. Our Guards are freaking awful.

Getcha some boys....

So the point of your thread is that Singletary and Moss aren't as good as Saquon Barkley? A spectacular insight nobody has ever considered and certainly worthy of a thread to provide the attention you're seeking!

The Giants have 3 points and Barkley has 6 touches for 10 yards. Well-timed observation.

Enjoy

Apparently I am 0-2 on jokes. 🤷‍♂️

Maybe you shouldn't comment on the topic one two three times for no other purpose than to take thinly veiled, off-topic shots at the sociopolitics of California on a board where the community does not want any political nonsense involved. Now behave yourself before I am forced to taunt you a second time...

mrags I win!!!

Please don't copy/past other people's work just to start a redundant thread.

And poor spellers

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Thank you for your awe-inspiring prediction! You were the only person here who was able to see the signs of his demise because they were so well-hidden from the rest of us. I doubly appreciate your willingness to remind us of your singular greatness as we may have forgotten that you alone could tell that Beasley had lost a step. I'm sure we all look forward to more of your keen insights and follow up I told you so's.

The Browns themselves are named after Coach Paul Brown. The cab thing was Paul Brown taking some young players that he liked but who weren't going to make the roster and convincing the owner to put them on the payroll his cab company to keep them around. It's where the term "taxi squad" came from.

That's a big fat number, but if Ed and Jordan Phillips are back, that OLine is going to get torn the hell up. It's going to get torn up anyways, but if we're healthy up front, this could be an epic feast.

I've seen him blink more times than this guy.

Drop the last line, puff up his forearm and put his hand partly in front of the can and you've got something there.

Myles Jack has looked pretty good this year too. Although Devin Bush still seems to be a shadow of himself. They're also a little light at the Nose. They've actually been playing pretty well as a group with no help from their offense, but they haven't seen anything like Allen and Co. this year.

Nate Brasky is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi. I once saw him punch a hole in a cow just to see what was coming up the road.

Yeah it seemed like he'd take an extra look for a TE in the seam or a receiver in the right flat sometimes, but what drives me nuts about him is that once he pulls the ball down, his eyes go right down with it. That sob breaks contain and it freezes the entire defense; there's hay to be made there and he rarely seems to find it.

Highsmith isn't bad and I absolutely fear Cam Heyward; one of this league's legitimate badasses. Although Cam's age is starting to show as his physical play is starting to result in him getting dinged up regularly. He injured both an ankle and an elbow last week vs the Jets.

It's just the LG, the HBack and the RG working in absolutely perfect synch. Wonder how many snaps they've got together?

It's a fair point, but the one kink in that plan is that Garoppolo is an absolute coward who would undoubtedly wilt under the Bills pass rush.