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1 minute ago, ControllerOfPlanetX said:
This game seems very…
Huge implications for playoff seeding on the line.
It sort of has the feel of "Don't be the first guy to make a big mistake" right now.
I'd guess a couple big plays could open things up pretty quick.
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I don't know what the O/U was, but I don't think anybody was expecting a defensive battle.
It's not windy up there, is it?
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5 minutes ago, Jon in Pasadena said:
Poona Ford approves this message.
DYK that a Poona is a type of cucumber....
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Just now, Low Positive said:
Looks like a Yurt.
It's hip to be round
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3 minutes ago, Low Positive said:
How do define hip? It's a bent-over fat man.
I want to say hip pad, but when I try to type it this keeps coming up....
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2 minutes ago, Jon in Pasadena said:
You can line up on the "hip" of the man next to you (except for the center, obv) but that gets interpreted differently by different crews.
I think the rule is that anybody on the LoS has to have their helmet at least aligned with the Center's hip and be no further back than that.
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9 hours ago, US Egg said:
One of the truly great story songs in popular music. It sort of hangs in the air after listening.
Definitely a haunting number.
Old Ella felt bad, she didn't know what she had
So she went down to see the old doctor.
She tried to drop a load, but the tests they all showed
An obstruction had gone up and blocked 'er.
The doctor stood back and looked at that ass crack,
Each butt cheek the size of a barrel.
He slipped on his gloves and he pushed and he shoved
In the rectum of Ella Fitzgerald.
The search began strong: with some barbecue tongs
He pulled out two plums and a melon.
He then cried "Oh Lord" as he plucked out a gourd,
And it looked just like Ian McKellan.
And Lordy, that gourd it was smellin'.
He stumbled and then almost fell in.
And what he'll find next there's no tellin'.
That gaping crevasse that was old Ella's ass
Was a dark and forboding prospectus.
He found two payphones, old Glen Miller's trombone,
And the skull of a ***** erectus.
And over there on the side, Jimmy Hoffa had died
And he lay there all stinking and rotten.
Then George Bush sent in troops to parade through the poop
In the search for Osama bin Ladin.
After one more good poke, the tongs they were broke,
So he called for a pick and a shovel.
He tried to be brave as he looked in that cave
And he said "Lads, we might be in trouble...
We're going inside of a hole brown and wide
With an atmosphere surely not sterile.
So strap on your mask, and we'll finish the task
In the rectum of Ella Fitgerald."
He reached in that muck and he pulled out a duck,
Seven pheasants, a goose and a gander;
A scale model train and an ultralight plane
And a rusted but working belt sander.
Then later, a used lunar lander.
Their luck would soon change when they hired a crane
And they pulled out that broken bulldozer.
The people all cheered for her ass was now clear
And the only job left was to close her.
The fart that was cut when that ####### slammed shut
Put the whole of the city in peril.
I've heard it be said sixteen men were struck dead
By the rectum of Ella Fitzgerald.
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4 minutes ago, Brianmoorman4jesus said:
Some people don’t want to see what’s infront of their own eyes.
The irony of this coming at the end of a bunch of overwrought ranting about things that aren't even true is through the roof.
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Enjoy the show but please keep this thread clear of any Bills commentary so that folks can just enjoy MNF without having to hear about how awful we looked yesterday.
Thanks!
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10 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said:
There were two guys running open for NFL standards .. I'd rather see him rip the ball and hit them in the face and teach them a lesson
It was 3rd down and neither of those routes gets them to the sticks against that coverage.
If Allen doesn't bail from a clean pocket and keeps his eyes downfield where they belong, that's an easy 6 on the flag for Samuel.
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Just now, QCity said:
He's running like he's playing flag football at a family picnic.
You must hang out with nicer families than me.
Those games are an excuse to recommence internal blood feuds.
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1 hour ago, buffalostu2 said:
Didn't you post this exact same thing the last two years when we were also 6-3 after 9 games? 😁
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3 minutes ago, Augie said:
….and probably not just the normal kind, since the baseline for teenagers in general is pretty high.
If I remember correctly (no guarantees, lol) I think they even ended up removing him from the home because they thought he was a threat to his own mother.
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14 hours ago, Billsfanatic8989 said:
I keep telling myself that one hit could not possibly scramble a guy's brains this much. But...look at his issues (hardly any) before that Burfict hit vs his issues afterwards.
According to his own father, he's been a psychotic ashhole since he was a teenager.
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2 minutes ago, dreadlox said:
Any TBDers know of other D lineman that returned from the same injury?
Terrel Suggs was sort of similar to Hoecht in that he could play both DE and LB and his strength was as a pass rusher.
He tore both of his Achilles' a few years apart and came back from both as pretty much the same guy.
He was also a freak of nature though. 🤷♂️
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They've given him several opportunities as a pass rusher over the last couple years and he just has no instincts for it.
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9 minutes ago, Blazman11 said:
1,000% Throwing a WR screen on 3rd and 10 showed to the world what this team thinks of their pass catchers.
I thought the bigger problem with that play was the stupidity of taking the decision out of Josh Allen's hands while he was clearly on a heater.
If Allen checked into it he was wrong but I don't remember thinking that he did.
I think that was the only moment I got genuinely pissed when they were on offense.
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2 minutes ago, BADOLBILZ said:
His 10 yard split would probably be why. He makes that hanna barbera spinning feet sound effect when he's trying to accelerate from a stop.
If that sound pops in my head when I see Samuel on Sunday, I am going to cuss you out good.
1 minute ago, Negan said:The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
I love that saying; it totally justifies all my bad intentions.
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Just now, BananaB said:
Is Shavers fast because he doesn’t really look it while running routes. Yeah he had one long TD last year but I don’t see the speed your talking about come gametime
I think he's one of those guys that doesn't necessarily look like he's digging but is somehow still covering a lot of ground when he opens it up, although he's probably slower than some other guys to hit that 5th gear.
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2 minutes ago, MasterStrategist said:
Who did you expect?
I'm just a fan on my couch; I'm not tuned into the all the DT rotations in the NFL and study them enough to know who's available for fair value.
But I'd bet my house there were guys available out there that bad teams were willing to negotiate for in consideration for mid round picks.
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1 minute ago, Alphadawg7 said:
Samuel runs a 4.31 forty, faster than his rumored to be 4.35 - 4.45 40 time. Elijah 4.35 forty time. Shakir 4.43 forty time.
You forgot Shavers, who is probably faster than anybody in the WR room except Moore.
But it's probably irrelevant because of what you said about the Bills O design and also because of how teams defend Allen.
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25 minutes ago, Kirby Jackson said:
Again, I’m asking, “which specific move AND at what price would you have done?”
Ed Oliver, a 2nd and a 4th for Quinnen Williams (I know it's probably fraught with issues re: the cap and the division, but it could have helped both teams)
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8 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said:
I don't put that much relevancy in pro football focus but they said we had top 6 defensive line going into the season
We lost Oliver but you don't go from sixth to 26th.. we have a good front 4 still... We're like 8th in the NFL in sacks and it's not because coverage sacks typically
I'm not talking about the whole DL, just about how badly the Bills needed to find help at DT today.
And while I like Rousseau and Bosa, there really isn't much behind them either with Hoecht gone.
The Bills have clearly wanted that unit to be the #2 strength of their team for years and needed to do work today to maintain that effort.
Instead, they chose to do nothing about what has always been their top priority.
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10 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said:
When we have DaQuan Jones, ogunjobi , walker and Phillips that is not a bad four piece at defensive tackle
I'm sorry, but that is an awful rotation at arguably the most important spot on the chess board, and suggesting that Oliver is going to return from a serious injury and immediately be effective is probably nothing more than whistling past the graveyard.
This team hopefully has another dozen games to play and I don't think there's any way they can make enough plays to win enough of them with that massive, glaring problem right smack dab in the middle of the LOS.
Beane absolutely needed to find at least one and probably two more reliable bodies on the DL this week and he walked away with nothing.
For a guy that I've appreciated having a huge and appropriate amount of respect for the importance of the DL, that was very disappointing.
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MNF - Eagles @ Packers (no Bills stuff please)
in The Stadium Wall
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At the risk of an ass-kicking, I kinda though it looked like Poona Ford at birth