Simon

He'll do whatever it takes to get back when it really starts counting and then he'll ride off into the sunset as a Bills legend.

Lucky again on that gawdawful 3rd/4 spot

I love Leslie but this is the 2nd/3rd time in the last month that he's gotten his ass handed to him for most of a game.

Nope. Took a knee and kicked a FG.

He's been awful almost all year

We got a horseshoe up our arse today, boys.

f*** the dolphins; I don't want any of our guys catching one in the eye.

Gettin our ass kicked up front; lucky to be up 8. These boys deserve a little luck.......

Glad you're all squared away.

Y'all enjoy that Alabama snow show 🤙

Cuz it's fun, you old stick in the mud...

That guy will do anything to get in the game.....

Instead of playing on your toes, you try to play more on your heels. Sounds counterintuitive, but it actually works to some degree.

Flacco stole your girlfriend?!

Yeah, Daquon Jones, Tim Settle, Shaq Lawson and a seasoned Groot and Basham are not the crew you want to pound the ball against.

Yeah, the flex changes the timing; they are now allowed to sign guys up to 90 minutes before gametime

Yeah, I expect them to do it too. No point in tipping their hand early though.

Not yet but Bills can still do so up to an hour or two before gametime I think

Virtually zero

This will work every time: Step 1: Be the absolute last person out of the stadium. If you do this well, it could take a while so having an extra flask is helpful during this step. Step 2: Stop for a shot and a beer at the Big Tree and then another at Danny's. Step 3: Head to your car and start cracking postgame celebratory beers. Do not hurry with this step; continue this until security insists you leave. Step 4: IMPORTANT: When security insists you leave, DO NOT LEAVE. Say you're leaving and when they move away, crack a few more beers until they come back. Step 5: To avoid potential delays (i.e. arrest, towing, etc) agree to leave the SECOND time that security comes around and threatens you. Step 6: (This is the step where the plan all comes together.) By this time, surface streets should be relatively clear due to the hour and the dangerous weather. If you get in your truck/car and then really, really stand on it, you can be on I-90 in under 5 minutes!!! It is absolutely the best way to get out and take the least amount of time getting from the stadium to the Thruway.

You missed the part where the electric razor is involved. Now get off 4chan you freak!

I'm gobsmacked that so many of you still waste time dragging honed steel over your faces when you can just run an electric around for 30 seconds each morning. Gobsmacked, I say!

Pike Place fish market. Pretty entertaining if you're ever there.

Except maybe when Allen rolls to his right

What the bloody hell would an Englishman know about sun?