Simon

You people are terrible. Delightfully terrible.

I must have this

You are a conniving son of a beach. I can respect that.

Could be worse, he could have been named Dickee.

He's got a unique talent for recognizing collections of great football talent then schmoozing his way into coaching roles.

hehehe, your dad was clearly smarter than any hammer 👍

He's dumber than a bag of hammers.

This entire thread is about that (hence the title), or it was until you arrived and became the leading poster in a thread about Brock Purdy without once mentioning Brock Purdy. Read the room and take the hint.

I was watching them last week when he hurt his hamstring. The difference in that defense when he went out was instant and enormous.

Enjoy the matchup and please keep the Bills discussion out of here so that folks can discuss the live game without wading through a bunch of Bills debate. Thanks!

It was so jarring I went and found other credible sources to confirm it was actually real. Props to the guy, that is some seriously impressive self-discipline. I hope he's still hilarious though.

Just in case

Not to hijack the thread but I was blown away recently when I saw a picture of what Ethan Suplee looks like now:

Good post but you spelled "corpse" wrong

Nobody wants to scrap next to Tank Abbot?

Well now we know you're not the real Saul Goodman...

Or Eagles fans. But that's a literacy issue.

This is where you come when you're tired of slumming.

Apropos of nothing, I always think he must look like this under his helmet:

I disagree. I think we've created a good thing here and people are attracted to it because it's not over polluted with trolls and loudmouth jagoffs like most other fan forums. The fact that it's laid out smartly, not overrun with pointless memes and very easy on the eyes is also a big plus. Admit it, we rock. 🤙

He's the right guy to ask but it's way early. Ask him again in three days.

They're making faces at you when you're not looking

So not only did we get the wrong Josh, did we also get the wrong Allen? I actually thought he didn't look all that bad for being tossed in there sort of unexpectedly and getting little to no help from his team.

It was a weird situation. I typically have zero respect for guys like that but that one just felt different for some reason. Even McDermott had some unsolicited nice things to say about him in August and I don't think that is his typical MO for dealing with guys with a history of half-stepping. I have no idea whether it was temporary inspiration and he would have shut down by Halloween or whether he was actually committed to making back some of the money he pissed away, but I was actually getting the sense he came to play this time. I'm really curious if he's going to pop up again somewhere next year or if it was a just one-off. As flyers go, I still think it was worth a shot.