Simon

#1 - All officials start the game with three flags. If they have no flags at the end of the game, they don't get paid. #2- Officials have proximity sensors that detect other officials. If they come within 10 feet of each other for more than 5 seconds, they get shocked. #3- All stadiums have a replay room with multiple interactive screens. Every game will have one person in this room with a cooler of beer (in vino veritas) that can overturn scoring plays, turnovers, sideline calls and completions. If the person in the booth cannot find a reason to turn the play over before the ball is snapped for the next play, then the game goes on with no further interruptions. There will be no more nonsense about officials viewing hooded screens on sidelines or stopping the game at any time to pore over the minutia of a call. If it can't be decided in 30 seconds, the call on the field stands. #4- All fans that whine about officiating will now be given a straw. So they can suck it the **** up.

Joe Roethlisberger on the prowl......

Bungles gonna bungle

I "thought" I saw that ripple you can get up the back of the calf when an Achilles goes. He's a big league player; that would be a hard loss for them.

Watch Kyle Hamiltons right Achilles?

They've seen enough guys trying to hammer him and ending up looking stupid tackling air. He's still got more jump than most guys do with that kind of mileage so I'd be breaking down and wrapping up too if I was them. Otherwise you end up looking like a flailing toddler on national TV.

That's what happens when you're the most dangerous athlete on the field. He's actually also looked like a QB a few times this year too. At least far more than I ever remember.

I agree in the first game he was headhunting to excess and possibly deserved a fine for it. But when you're digging full tilt like that across a field, desperate to get to a spot to save a game, you are not in control of your body to the point where you can hit a moving target with a specific part of your body. You are just trying to hit everything you can with whatever you can and try to knock a ball loose. I had no problem with the flag for his crown being out front, but suggesting he be suspended for selling out to make a game-saving play is a bridge too far for me.

So we're bringing him in as a PT to teach our guys how to recover from wrist injuries? Better than putting a uniform on him I suppose.

If we're putting all 4 of Baylon Spector and Cam Lewis and Dorian Williams and Damar Hamlin out there, then yes we probably are. If we're putting Taron Johnson, Terrel Bernard and Matt Milano out there instead, that game will look very, very different.

In the reg season, yes In the playoffs, no (cuz the OT rule is different)

they're gassed. But Mahomes does them a favor.

Worthy running away from the pile

Your theory that teams outstupid themselves against the Chiefs continues to obtain.

wtf is he thinking?

Why are you still up? Sucker!

He's already drawing up the 2pnt conversion for Baker

We literally saw the guys knee buckle

I looked for that ripple you usually see up the calf with an Achilles but didn't see anything.

Could be. I was thinking possible meniscus?

I was looking for it and didn't see it in hte back of his leg.

Goddamnit, would you bastards quit making me look up sex shlt?!

Yeah, he's kind of gone from devastating weapon to reliable tool the last year and half, imo.

Hey, no bills talk in other teams' game threads!