Simon

He had an infected part removed but it wasn't the whole thing.

Because I'm an assshole too.

Self employed?-)

I don't know much about medical walking shoes, but I know trying to play corner and plant/cut/accelerate with a bad toe is a legit issue that is not simple to get around.

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They had a knack for making everything hard. I remember them pouring baby oil all over the Twister board to make it more challenging.

Well, this thread certainly went in a surprising direction

Pulling on it won't really make it any longer

He tried but could only do one

Well at least his triceps are OK...

I agree with most of this but I think there is one other thing worth adding. Since Day 1 he has absolutely shown a knack for recognizing coverages, finding soft spots and making himself available for Allen when things break down. He's never going to run by man coverage or present match-up problems for defenses, but his innate understanding of what's happening on the field could make him a more reliable receiving threat than his limited speed would indicate. Maybe sort of the Mack Hollins of TEs.

Hurts might hit his garage instead

On 1st down!