I asked my wife why she married me?
She said your sense of humor.
Really? I thought it was because I'm an amazing lover.
She LOL & said see...you're hilarious!! π
Two of my favorite Dean Martin lines:
I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up, that's as good as they're going to feel all day"
Classics! π
In the Browns game they had off setting penalties for illegal contact by defense & Intentional grounding by QB.
How can it be both? If the defender didn't make illegal contact, QB could have thrown to him, not ground it π€·ββοΈ
Well .. if we're being factual about interceptions being fun.
Nobody was more fun than Nate the Great Peterman.
Talk about someone who should have retired at halftime.
Drank one my Elephino double IPA's. 3-0 this year.
I think like 12-2 last year. I didn't start at beginning of season.
Didn't get us to the SB though π