Mikie2times

I blame Stewart Scott’s lazy eye, and Bennie Anderson.

You don't even need a johnson to get laid in that thing.

Example ------------ -VOTE FIRST- QB Group Rating- 4 Quarterbacks-Preview (Taken from SI.COM)- Unlike a year ago when the Bills cut veteran Drew Bledsoe and handed the job to untested 2004 first-round pick J.P. Losman, the new regime wants the cream to rise and team harmony to cement itself through competition. It means Losman will have to beat out veteran Kelly Holcomb, whom he split starts with a year ago, and free agent Craig Nall, who backed up Brett Favre in Green Bay the past four years. Being yanked in and out of the lineup by former coach Mike Mularkey set back Losman's development. But the Bills recognize that eight starts and a 49.6 completion percentage isn't enough to judge him on, and he should benefit from last season's humbling experience. Holcomb is known for solid play and the occasional monster game. But in nine previous NFL seasons, he hasn't been able to stay healthy or consistent long enough to hang on to a starting role

Seems like we have enough interest to start this thing. Please read how this is going to work before you post. Instructions for the twobillsdrive.com preview ---------------------------------------------------- I will create a poll every few days, but voting and comments can go on until the preview deadline (August 27). The poll will be set up for each position, with each player who plays that position listed. You vote for who you think should start, and explain your decision in a preview oriented structure, one that also includes analysis of the players you didn’t vote for. Please also include your group value for the position on a 1-10 scale using this as a rough guideline. 1= Worst 5= Average 10= Elite I will tally up the cumulative ratings, for the final values. If the editors decide people are just throwing around bogus numbers they will not be calculated in the rankings. The editors will then take these poll results, and mini previews, and use the best ones for the final preview. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The following criteria will be used by the editors in selecting the posts to use. 1. Overall ability of the poster in capturing the poll results, and majority view (optimisim etc). EX- JP Losman wins the poll, Holcomb 2nd, Nail 3rd. We will not use a post describing why Kelly Holcomb should start, even if it is superior in content. We will be looking for posts describing why JP Losman should start. 2. Clarity- How well does the poster justify his rational, and explain himself 3. Structure- This is a preview, so people need to explain themselves in such a format. That means writing like I think, or I feel should be avoided. We've all read previews, so it shouldn't be too difficult to keep it in that format. I will pick two more editors as things progress, so including myself we will have 3 total editors. I already PM'ed some senior members to assist me that responded to the original thread. If they don't want to be editors I will still need people, so PM me, and I will keep you in mind. This will represent the majority view, and not the editors.

Very good analysis, I'm excited to see what we can come up with. I bet we end up with the most informative previews available.

I'm glad we have some interest, I was getting worried after nobody posted in the thread for awhile. For those that question my intentions, I would just like to come up with a respectable preview based on the majority of the twobillsdrive following, for US. It's a boring time, so why not? Considering the outpouring of hatred toward the recent national previews I figured this could be a fun way to pass the time. After some thought this is what I would like to do. I will create a poll every three days or so. The poll will be set up for each position, with each player who plays that position listed. When you vote explain your decision in a preview oriented structure, one that also includes analysis on the other players you didn’t vote for. The editors will then take those poll results, and mini previews, and use the best ones in the preview (to be judged by the editors). The editor’s job will be capturing the majority’s opinion in the poll results, and to pick a poster whose individual thoughts best describe the majority’s view (not the editor’s view). Ideally I would like the editors to be long established members of twobillsdrive. I want 2 more "opinions", so including me we would have 3 editors all together. I don't know anybody on here personally, so I won't have any bias in picking the other two people. Just let me know on here if you’re interested, and I will pick the other two editors based on longevity, posts, and a general display of sanity. Eventually I hope it can become an honor for posters to make the twobillsdrive preview, and this can become something we put together each year.

You might find this disgusting, because it is, but it was done to me, and let's just say it was the worst prank I've ever seen. In college I started a prank war with my neighbors. My first assault was laying a trash can full of water against the door so when they opened it they got soaked. It went off perfectly, 1-0 Mike. A few weeks later I get the payback. We drink all night Saturday with these guys, and I end up passing out. One of the neighbors grabs my keys, and gets it copied. The following day I'm hung over to all hell, and completely unaware that my keys ever left. To see if I could break the record for craps in a day I decide to go pick up a burrito. I go to pick it up and when I come back I smell the worst odor I've EVER smelt in the hallway of this complex. As I approach my brown door it's only getting stronger and stronger, so I check to see if it's my door. It wasn't, so I proceed to open the door. Keep in mind this is middle of the summer, 90+ out day. I walk inside my apartment and every faucet, and shower, is turned on the hottest setting. 3 humidifiers are sitting in my living room, and the heat is turned on the maximum setting. In my hung over state the smell and humidity made me vomit almost instantly. Eventually I make my way into the kitchen and see my oven on. Inside of it a bread pan filled with dog crap, wrapped in aluminum foil, oven set to 400 degrees. It took my place 3 days to air out

People always complain about the national writers bashing us. Why not just make our own season preview? I could post a position poll in which our members vote on the best players for the job. We could then have some of the stronger writers turn the poll results into the preview. I would also be happy to provide the statistical angels for the article. In the end I bet we could come up with one of the more informative Bills previews available. What say you? You have any problems with this SDS?

He couldn't come up with a "scheme" to avoid detection? The divisions ours! On a side note I think she just wanted to box some man boobs.

Gotta love his grin in the second picture

Thank You

I LOVE the potential of the secondary, but I’m also disappointed we didn’t do more to improve the line play. What I hope is our front office saw more value in the secondary players this year, and will upgrade the lines when we have more information to work with. We still don't exactly know how our guys will react to this system, and if younger players like Kelsey, Preston, McCargo, and Anderson step up we won't need to bring in nearly as many people. We can also look at our recent FA acquisitions and decide if these guys are better role players or starters. During the off-season we can take the considerable cap room we have, and bring in the people that will help us make our playoff push. Like I said I'm upset we didn’t do more to the lines, and I expect us to struggle once again in that area this year. But before I label Marv an OL neglector I'm going to give him and Jauron one more year to evaluate what we have, and how that fits into the new system.

I'm so obsessed with 06 that I'm going to just play that for now. Besides I like mine all custom with the rosters, and sliders and those usually don't start coming out until a month after release.

How about Carwell Gardner?

You can't go wrong with Evans or MaGee.

My favorite line is you can CULTIVATE up to 100g without incarceration It's considered a minor misdemeanor, 100$ fine. The paraphernalia thing sucks, but in comparison to my old stomping grounds I'll gladly take it. If you look at grass be prepared to guard your A$$

I'll keep that in mind if you ever make a Ohio tailgate. Why Ohio? Thats why

Old man strength By the way, you just met the 10th percentile.

My dark horse is PP.

It seems like in most posts you go to great lengths to explain your point, and try to come to a logical conclusion. I guess I just don't understand a lot of the logic you use. It seems like you base your assumptions off isolated examples rather then the overwhelming majority of events. This response is a perfect example. You have often cited the Ravens Super Bowl run in an attempt to un glorify the QB position, when in reality the overwhelming evidence points toward needing a high tier QB to win the super bowl. Is it possible to win the Super Bowl with an average QB? Yes Is it likely? Hell no. Dibs didn't cherry pick the best QB's ever, he just picked the QB's of teams that have won or gone to the Super Bowl. It's not a coincidence that most those teams had pro bowl caliber QB's.

I started delivering pies a few months ago on Friday Nights. $100 extra a night helps. Unfortunately I have developed the habit of not putting the belt on. At this point it's completely asinine not to. Story's like this reinforce that, and I’m very happy to hear your wife was ok. My girl got in a freeway accident a few years back and she’s still a little paranoid of semis

Armpit hair

Because I said so, and I hate anybody over the age of 24. How old are you again?

24

Just curious about the average age.