Mikie2times

You might find this disgusting, because it is, but it was done to me, and let's just say it was the worst prank I've ever seen. In college I started a prank war with my neighbors. My first assault was laying a trash can full of water against the door so when they opened it they got soaked. It went off perfectly, 1-0 Mike. A few weeks later I get the payback. We drink all night Saturday with these guys, and I end up passing out. One of the neighbors grabs my keys, and gets it copied. The following day I'm hung over to all hell, and completely unaware that my keys ever left. To see if I could break the record for craps in a day I decide to go pick up a burrito. I go to pick it up and when I come back I smell the worst odor I've EVER smelt in the hallway of this complex. As I approach my brown door it's only getting stronger and stronger, so I check to see if it's my door. It wasn't, so I proceed to open the door. Keep in mind this is middle of the summer, 90+ out day. I walk inside my apartment and every faucet, and shower, is turned on the hottest setting. 3 humidifiers are sitting in my living room, and the heat is turned on the maximum setting. In my hung over state the smell and humidity made me vomit almost instantly. Eventually I make my way into the kitchen and see my oven on. Inside of it a bread pan filled with dog crap, wrapped in aluminum foil, oven set to 400 degrees. It took my place 3 days to air out

People always complain about the national writers bashing us. Why not just make our own season preview? I could post a position poll in which our members vote on the best players for the job. We could then have some of the stronger writers turn the poll results into the preview. I would also be happy to provide the statistical angels for the article. In the end I bet we could come up with one of the more informative Bills previews available. What say you? You have any problems with this SDS?

He couldn't come up with a "scheme" to avoid detection? The divisions ours! On a side note I think she just wanted to box some man boobs.

Gotta love his grin in the second picture

Thank You

I LOVE the potential of the secondary, but I’m also disappointed we didn’t do more to improve the line play. What I hope is our front office saw more value in the secondary players this year, and will upgrade the lines when we have more information to work with. We still don't exactly know how our guys will react to this system, and if younger players like Kelsey, Preston, McCargo, and Anderson step up we won't need to bring in nearly as many people. We can also look at our recent FA acquisitions and decide if these guys are better role players or starters. During the off-season we can take the considerable cap room we have, and bring in the people that will help us make our playoff push. Like I said I'm upset we didn’t do more to the lines, and I expect us to struggle once again in that area this year. But before I label Marv an OL neglector I'm going to give him and Jauron one more year to evaluate what we have, and how that fits into the new system.

I'm so obsessed with 06 that I'm going to just play that for now. Besides I like mine all custom with the rosters, and sliders and those usually don't start coming out until a month after release.

How about Carwell Gardner?

You can't go wrong with Evans or MaGee.

My favorite line is you can CULTIVATE up to 100g without incarceration It's considered a minor misdemeanor, 100$ fine. The paraphernalia thing sucks, but in comparison to my old stomping grounds I'll gladly take it. If you look at grass be prepared to guard your A$$

I'll keep that in mind if you ever make a Ohio tailgate. Why Ohio? Thats why

Old man strength By the way, you just met the 10th percentile.

My dark horse is PP.

It seems like in most posts you go to great lengths to explain your point, and try to come to a logical conclusion. I guess I just don't understand a lot of the logic you use. It seems like you base your assumptions off isolated examples rather then the overwhelming majority of events. This response is a perfect example. You have often cited the Ravens Super Bowl run in an attempt to un glorify the QB position, when in reality the overwhelming evidence points toward needing a high tier QB to win the super bowl. Is it possible to win the Super Bowl with an average QB? Yes Is it likely? Hell no. Dibs didn't cherry pick the best QB's ever, he just picked the QB's of teams that have won or gone to the Super Bowl. It's not a coincidence that most those teams had pro bowl caliber QB's.

I started delivering pies a few months ago on Friday Nights. $100 extra a night helps. Unfortunately I have developed the habit of not putting the belt on. At this point it's completely asinine not to. Story's like this reinforce that, and I’m very happy to hear your wife was ok. My girl got in a freeway accident a few years back and she’s still a little paranoid of semis

Armpit hair

Because I said so, and I hate anybody over the age of 24. How old are you again?

24

Just curious about the average age.

I'm over in the Toledo area, looks like they will also have it run threw here. Pretty cool if it goes threw.

I would rather exploit starving children in third world countries then my fellow Bills fans. You sick, sick, SOB.

It would be cool if Drew Stanton wen't so high. I played against him in high school.

Amen. If we suck this year I at least want enough youth to show me we won't suck the next few years.

You’re correct in assuming Whitner’s true value is an unknown, as you pointed out he could be a great player, making the selection justified.But as of now we know the majority of teams in this league find safeties drafted in round 2 or later . We also know we could be an average team this year. Regardless of how Whitner turns out we have every right to question why the Bills would paint themselves in a corner by making Whitner so indispensable. We were forced to draft Whitner because Jauron decided to play the Cover 2 and he was the only guy who could fill a gaping hole on this team. In the midst of what could be a rebuilding year this urgency probably took us out of any trade considerations. Even if Whitner does work out I hope Marv and Jauron give us a little more freedom to work with next draft.

After researching Fairchild I think he will be a good fit for our players. The Rams ran with him calling plays, and the success of the QB's in St Louis is intriguing. I'm not worried about him, but I’m VERY worried about our defensive intentions. What this looks like to me is another example of a coach forcing his system on a team regardless of the talent at hand. Recently we haven't applied pressure well from the DL, so we relied on the blitz. As a result we had blown coverage, and gave up long runs. We needed to tone it down but the approach we decided on is the complete opposite of what we have been playing. Now we will play a vanilla look that asks your DL to apply pressure, something we haven’t been able to do for a long time. We will also ask the DL to stop the run with speed, and penetration. As a result our LB's will be left more exposed, which is not exactly Fletcher's strength. Our corners will shift from more man to zone responsibilities. This will benefit MaGee but it neutralizes Clements man skills, which until last season were regarded as top notch. We were also forced to draft a SS and DT with our first picks because we didn't have a SS capable of playing this look, and the FA DT market was thin with the type of DT's this system fits. Eventually we will have the right players for this defense but we clearly don’t now, and we overextended ourselves in the draft to get them. Jauron never had great talent to work with in his former jobs so I give him a pass on that, but I do question his ability to bring in enough players for his system in the time a HC usually gets.