Shooter McGavin

Before Week 1: Bag of used footballs After Week 4: Bag of used jockstraps

He has a historically bad completion to target percentage. He’s just not very good. “Well, moron. Good for Happy Gil-mo-my-God!”

I haven’t given up on Josh as a gamer, leader and a winner, but I have given up on the shred of remaining hope that he’d become a top 10 QB over the next few years.

Or you could try running Gore and stop throwing into triple coverage. Just a thought

I put ranch on top of the pieces of sh*t I eat for breakfast!

The offense has clicked in the first quarter as opposed to the 3rd quarter, so I’m all for the ball in the 1st half. Plus the crowd isn’t always in their seats for the first few minutes of the game.

Better get a good supply of bodybags

More touches for a guy that has fumbled twice on 20 carries? Sign me up!

I had paper tickets for the home opener. I was a little worried as well, but they were legit.

Time for some Nosen ball

I’ll never like that blowhard jackass!

He totally killed it in Naked Gun Det. Nordberg: [half-consciously] I... love... you. Frank: I love you, too, Nordberg. Who were they? Det. Nordberg: [half-consciously] Ship... boat. Frank: That's right, Nordberg. A boat. Now, when you're better, we'll go sailing together on a boat. We'll take a cruise just like last year. Det. Nordberg: [half-consciously] No... Drugs... Frank: Hey, Nurse! Quick! Give this man some drugs! Quick! Can't you see he's in pain? Give him a shot quickly! [nurse administers drugs] Det. Nordberg: No... no... [pulls Frank towards him] Det. Nordberg: [half-consciously] Heroin... Heroin, Frank! Frank: Uh, Nordberg... that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one.

Go #Dollhins

They should be unless we have players with crack ***** grandma fetishes. Kellen Winslow anyone?

Thanks for the Locked on Bills recommendation. Listening to it for the first time, and I like how it is straight forward without the fluff. Some podcasts just get lost with insignificant crap.

Power rankings are completely useless. I have screenshots when we were #3 on NFL.com, and we ended the season with a losing record.

Big dude. All the way big dude... He’s built like Eric Moulds

Stereotypical 80’s movie villain douche laugh

Was this when he went vegan? Because it really explains his bitchy attitude.

Trick question. They both seemed disruptive. It’s a win-win!