I have been thinking about ESPN and how they love Teddy Brushi so much that I thought of the South Par song about Brian Boitano and decided to change a few lyrics...
What would Teddy Brushi do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Teddy Brushi'd do.
When Teddy Brushi was in the NFL,
Playing for the gold,
He made tackles all over the field,
While wearing a blind fold.
When Teddy Brushi was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.
So what would Teddy Bruchi do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Teddy Brushi'd do.
When Teddy Brushi travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot kings
and saved the human race again
And when Teddy Brushi built the pyramids,
He beat up Kubela Kong.
Cos Teddy Brushi doesn't take sh-- from an-e-y-body
So lets all get together,
And unite to stop our mom's
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cos that's what Teddy Brushi do.
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cos that's what Teddy Brushi dooooo,
That's what Teddy Brushi do.