Shortchaz

Dolphins punking the bills

Giving this game away

Unwatchable garbage

No way we win this

When you have three running backs you really have No running backs

Tua-esque

3rd and one is kryptonite

This team just owns us

Yeah, you’re definitely “on spectrum”

Tua and kyler murray both stink, gadget players as best. (Hot take) they don’t stink because they’re not talented, they are just limited and therefore can only function in a box. they can have success but they’ll never reach relative greatness.

Derek carr’s career encapsulated

When he plays edge he’s called Edwards

Bills doing just enough to lose a heartbreaker

First games are crapshoots. Bills are not going to just roll over the defending super bowl champs. NOT confident.

I’m doing something similar but with credit cards.

Statutory Gronk (this thread JUST got fun)

Even if Araiza is completely innocent of the crime, he put himself in a position that forced the bills to act. it’s all fine and good if you want to be a party boy and hook up with a bunch of random women for “meaningless” sex but can’t cry about it if it goes sideways. sucks all around. The bills lost a punter that has yet to kick in a regular season game.

Few thoughts • I don’t really care if a 21 y/o had CONSENSUAL sex with a 17 y/o from a criminal standpoint (I get the 17 y/o can’t legally consent argument) • The bills REALLY must like the way this guy punts to even have him on the team at this point • Not worth keeping around, too much of a headache. He’s the type of guy that sleeps with 17 y/os (possibly worse) • They were probably done with haack either way.

Maybe the most overrated player in history, how he got a quarter-billion (so far) is amazing.

Binghamton was funny, the live NFLN broadcast was blacked out because it was “on local” but wasn’t (live anyway). Local ABC showed the game at 8pm

Looking first-preseason-game-sharp today

Was meant to be silly

What time are the inactives posted 🤔

Not to date myself, this reminds me of Ice Hockey for NES where you select between large/medium/small players for each position.

No tears but nearly puked a few times