NoHuddleKelly12

Especially if we are trying to interact with fans of other teams...it's a scientific fact that Jets fans are scared of complete sentences!

For all you fellow math-haters out there, join me and...

That actually raises an interesting question--are there hard and fast spelling rules as to grammatical structures that are not recognized in the normal canon of the English language? Inquiring minds and all that...

Almost as bad as the Pittsburghese "yinz" term which means basically the same thing. You can also package a "yinz guys..." phrasing into your everyday and it's not considered redundant!

Sorry Spags, while you were busily posting in some weird mish-mash Jersey/King’s English amalgamation, I got distracted by a Taco, with Celine Dion playing in the background too, weirdest thing!

^^^^^This. A la JaMarcus Russell? Wasn't he one of the reasons/impetus for the CBA introducing rookie wage scale system? IIRC, it was like the Wild West in the early 2000's for rookies coming in commanding larger sums than established vets...glad they fixed that issue at least.

Unfortunately the start of the game will coincide with T-ball game for one of the kids, so I'm guessing a Kona Ice from the Kona food truck and sneaking a donut from the team's post-game snack bag is about as good as it gets? Back at the house to watch the condensed game will be buffalo dip and burgers. Needless to say, diet blown that day.

8Miles of Shady

I would've expected nothing less, but had to kick the tires for due diligence. I'm not thrilled with the retro Kelly jerseys out there now, am having trouble finding the right number font to go with what he usually rocked, for a decent price.

Totally get it--I was tongue in cheek as is anyhow--but you're right, Watkins, Woods, and now Shady to add to the mix...<sigh>. Also, total side note, is that 1992 authentic #12 jersey to be had for the right price??

Don't worry, Rodak is doing fine convalescing from all of the brain freezes he suffered as the beat man here--warmer climes and all that.

Kind of like rotating the Dline? Interesting concept to be sure. As long as we're not talking about the Center position, I'm intrigued I guess?

Hmmm...pick your poison? All with losing records.

There is some precedent here--refer back to @BarkleyForGOATBackupPT5P, who memorably went with "PetermanThrew5Picks" before switching to a much more durable moniker, upon dare/request if the Bills beat Minnie last year, which most people thought was a safe pick to bet against Buffalo on... . You should start a poll between your final choices, my vote is "Shady'sBackBackAgain" since you're channeling your inner Eminem? My well-pixelated cutting edge avatar choice pic takes great offense to this, good sir!

Yes, but is that alone enough to justify such a large cap hit as part of the whole? Just asking. Here’s a deeper dive into the production numbers FWIW: https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/ezekiel-elliott-is-not-worth-the-money-he-wants/

Fair enough—but it does seem to be a step back in time nonetheless. We’ll see how the money moves play out for them going forward.

I see what you did there @YoloinOhio, well played! However, doesn’t change the fact he’s still overpaid imho. If I can still get reasonably close to his production for a fraction of the cost, then why bother? Need to save my shekels for the QB and dominant D line!

OP? Knock knock, you still there to substantively defend your hot take? You sir are the Bill Belichick champion of dumb threads today, congratulations!

I had no idea! So not even worth a deep dive into the archives to take a look?

The Perfect Storm. I know that Wahlburger kid was a huge Pats fan, but man, I hated to see him go out like that. Taken too soon!

Fawlty Towers needs to come back in rebooted form asap!

It’s pretty much a battle between pizza and spaghetti as for which food makes it to the deserted island with me for the rest of my days—but I think pizza has the edge by a crust over the pasta, because you can also eat it as a perfectly legit breakfast food cold! Pizza it is then. As for the OP’s Q, don’t think I’ve met anyone yet who’d say no to pizza (haven’t had the pleasure of making @Augie‘s dad’s acquaintance yet)

Great call @ShadyBillsFan--the scene where he comes back to the ship from having just been aged umpteen years and knowing it, is a gut punch--that and his efforts to contact his daughter through the space-time continuum... but they are able to hike without shoes, which is niiiiice...

Rudy--finally getting on the field and having his old man at the stadium see him play for ND at the end. Not sure why, but it seems like all of the dust bunnies from the ceiling fans choose that exact moment to fly into my face, every time.

Liverwurst only!