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He reminds me of a Marvel (or other comic book world) villain in this pic

I was really starting to get into the article, and then this: "One could recall that with the third overall pick the New York Jets selected quarterback Sam Darnold, and you could imagine what the Giants offense would look like this season with Darnold entering perhaps his second year as the starter. The fact that Darnold plays for a team in the same media market perhaps adds fuel to this fire. But there is another quarterback who was available with that second-overall selection that is also playing in the same state..." (emphasis supplied). I just can't...I just can't stomach this type of flagrant reporting foul!

Which in turn probably, most likely, resulted in a misfiring of the medulla oblongata--I mean, why wouldn't it? Get the IR paperwork ready now.

Exactly right. And how many times already have they met since that game was played?

In other news, cafeteria workers at OBD recall how they had to always protect the last slice of pie everyday that Rob Ryan was present in the building. (I kid, I kid) I would've hoped part of the pre-season memos circulated to the officiating crews would have already included a point about Greggo coached squads? But point taken.

This is how mindless stampedes get started. Any collateral damage trampling is on you now good sir!

His achilles heel is that he isn't aware of how the Insta-Face is supposed to work. Quick, someone post everything from Patsies practice today onto that!

Double it if the game features lead change opportunities for either team based on FG tries

Much of what’s likely leading the Jets down that road has happened post-Bills home opener for them. Whether it’s a crazy presser from Gase, the QB falling victim to a strange illness, Bell getting tweaked, WR injuries, etc. They were at full go for us.

Post.of.the.Day. I’m behind on the certificates suitable for framing however, so just be patient.

This guy is just straight up sad--did this really feel so good in the moment that it was really worth becoming the laughingstock of TBD? I hope he turns it around and goes on to become a productive member of society--however, early returns are not looking good!

We were punished for many moons as a result of these textile atrocities that even my 6 yr old could say were not matching... https://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/07/nfl-ugly-worst-uniforms-rankings

My fav: "smart tanking move." Awesome get @MILFHUNTER#518, what a joy to peruse the slo-mo meltdown in progress! Actually--doesn't this buy Gase some survival past this season with ownership, given how he can argue his own incompetence can't be blamed for the Chernobyl-esque implosion we are witnessing? Behind closed doors he's probably ecstatic to be able to continue to blame others...

Oh no you don't Sam, we beat you fair and square--don't try to say it was your own feeble arm that couldn't get past 4.3 YPA!

My good man, I can do whatever I want!

WW2 was a tragedy on a scale incomprehensible for those of us who did not live through it, and probably also for those that did, actually. And back then they did not have even a PTSD diagnosis with any treatment options--the soldiers/civilians on all sides were expected to do their duty, and go back to "regular" life afterwards as if it never happened? Unreal.

He spent his entire military career in the East from '41 on through the end of the war, then eventually escaped from a Soviet POW camp in '46. That probably saved his life, to be frank. Most in that situation did not ever see home again. Mother's side grandfather--was on both major fronts, ended the war in an American POW camp, was repatriated after about a year. He eventually became a US citizen in the 70's, as well as best friends with some former GI's, which was cool for me to see as a youngster.

Such a sobering and tragic day--will never forget watching live the confused, chaotic TV coverage unfolding that day--the History channel does a good job of presenting that each year. A marking moment for my generation, no doubt on par with other significant national events such as Pearl Harbor, Kennedy assassination, etc.

My parents are polar opposites, but I get along with both, just in different ways. My mom is basically a saint, has been my entire life, and I owe her the world basically in terms of what she's put up with in successfully raising 5 children, while maintaining her constant good cheer. My father who grew up in the difficult days of wartime and then post-war Germany (my grandfather was an ex-soldier who believed that he had to raise his own son in such a way as to steel him mentally against the horrors of any future war--he later was on record as saying he regretted how tough he was on my father), learned to never openly show loving emotion, and to this day still cannot bring himself to say the "L" word to any of us grown kids. That said, he was always the hard-working provider and man of good deeds, which is how he showed us that he loved us, and we've accepted that's just his way, as we've grown older. For the past decade, he's rented a house in Myrtle Beach each summer for the entire extended family to meet up at and have a reunion of sorts for a week at a time, and that's become a treasured tradition. With my own kids, I have to tell them daily that I love them, until they tell me enough already!

TBN paywall crack security is leakier than my pasta colander, to the possible benefit of many here, but mum's the word!

I love it when team-oriented propaganda pieces are actually backed up by truth! Well done OP. Very entertaining read, carry on!

SMH. Tragedy all around.

The Cowboys dominated the Giants last week. Beasley played for the Cowboys. Beasley is now catching passes for the Buffalo Bills. Ergo, the Bills will dominate the Giants this week. See how symmetrically logical and easy this is? Go Bills!!!!!!

I know you're a born cynic with these Bills bro, but I look forward to your eventual transformation as this year unfolds!

In reading these delusional takes from the Giants fanboys, I couldn't help but think this is the same type of "moxie" as that displayed by Monty Python's Black Knight...