Sen. John Blutarsky

Ya know, Gary McCord is banned permanently from Augusta National because he said that the greens were so fast that they looked like they were bikini waxed and that undulations on the green looked suspiciously like body bags during the 1994 Masters. If Al owned the stadium they could pull that off because it's private property and they can ban whomever they want. Because Alamdea County owns it they'd have to do it and that's unlikely. It'll be interesting if an announcer pisses off Jerrah down in Dallas. He owns that barn and can ban whomever he wants from the premises.

Of course the fact that that fence is surrounded by the bus lot which is full of gigantic, unsearched, potentially literally full of explosives, vehicles tempers that enthusiasm a bit.

Over, the Saints will cover 40 themselves and I see the Bills scoring at least 20 against their sorry defense. Unless it's super windy tomorrow, then I love the under. I dunno the forecast.

Peterson has 4 TDs, Jackson has 1. Not to mention that ridiculous fumble last week... Let's not get carried away here. Freddy's good but AP is other-worldly.

How many passes for first downs did Trent drop on Monday? How about Lee and TO? I wonder if anyone told TO to step it up because that first down would have really helped.

It wasn't by choice. The sheer gravitational field of Brady's man area pulled Peter King (and his bulbous mass) into geosyncronous orbit...slightly behind and lower than ESPN's...

Had the chance to let it die a slow death. Enough people jumped up and down denouncing the little miscreants. Now it's going to get even MORE coverage because while the contents of family court are sealed the kids will certainly be asked for comment as they leave court, as will Leodis about 400 more times. Inevitably the sentence will be leaked and will be discussed for either excessive leniency or harshness. (The comparison to Pat Kane's wrist massage are already out). not to mention that it sends the wrong message about doing the right thing after you screw up. He says he's not gonna press charges, the two jerkweeds fess-up, then it's book 'em Dan-O? Guess what happens next time something happens? Everyone keeps their mouths shut. Unless there is video of those two kids buying spray paint right around that time of night or a neighbor saw them and can ID them...in the dark...they would have never been caught unless they stepped up. They stepped up, they admitted wrong-doing. There was no Marshawn-esque no comment invisibility BS until charges were filed. One would hope their parents levied some significant punishment. At this point, what is giving the kids a juvenile record going to prove? File a PFA to keep em away from you and move on. If you're not sure if you want to press charges say so. Don't say you won't then change your mind after people come forward. very very lame.

Not only that, they did a much better job of running counters to previous plays. The broadcast did a good job of showing how the first TD play was a counter to a run by F-Jax earlier. Successful and frequent countering opens up holes for everyone and slows the defense down, as do screens which we ran in abundance to my great delight.

It's hard to have an accurate website.

ZING!

I was about to chide you for asking when the parking lots open for an away game. Check out the front page of buffalobills.com notice anything wrong about halfway down?

Tackle better. How many times did Kevin Faulk or Wes Welker catch the ball short of a first down and make someone miss to gain a first down? The key to playing the way we were playing is solid tacking. If they throw a 3 yard pass and the first man puts the receiver down you'll let them run that all day long.

Ahhhhh. The power of the mighty comma.

How about he can never fumble again, run back kicks for TDs often and re-sign here. In return we can cheer for him.

Well he does blow so it might fit.

Put me in this category then. LE-O-DIS!....SUCKS

816 Edna Jane Lane West Grove, PA 19390 Feel free to spray paint whatever you want on my grass.

Who here would be shocked if someone who would use that word would also misspell it?

It's not "Ok" but I think spray painting on grass is pretty low on the offensive totem pole. There's no permanent damage. It's costs zero dollars to fix, just let it grow out. When I hear "vandalism" I think spray paint on walls, broken windows, eggs, slashed tires, things on fire. Paint on your grass is about on par with TP in trees. I admit I don't know what was written so if it was a threat or used the n-word that steps it up on the uncool meter but if it's basically "You Suck" I think Wittle Weeodis should gwow up a wittle and Kawika "The Invisible Man" Mitchell should pipe down a bit about protecting his family from the scourge of spray painted lawns. Would it have been better or worse if the people lined up in the public road outside and booed him when he got back? That breaks no laws but I think it's a bit worse. Well placed lawn fertilizer is much more effective and subtle than spray paint anyway.

Dear Tim, Why do we do this to ourselves time after time after time? Sincerely, Us

Why in the name of Christ would anyone want to watch that again?

Don't worry Kawika, you don't come close enough to any plays to worry about screwing one up that badly.

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/kvbdblr...Niro-Al-Capone- NSFW

I wanna see Hangartner and Wood introduce Vince Wilfork to Mr. Chop Block about 25 times tonight.

You want respect, go get some. Let 'em make excuses for the Pats* tomorrow and keep hating... :worthy: