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He's supposed to be a great blocker

Damn, we gave up a first down right away. Season over

First kickoff of preseason and the flags come out. Love the zebras

FOOTBALL. WHOO. BILLS ARE PLAYING. WE'RE BACK. I CAN'T WAIT!!! Huh? Preseason? AH F**K If Shorter doesn't get over 100 yards and 2 TDs at a minimum then I'm calling Beane out

I saw Stroud's postgame presser - it was the first time I've ever heard him speak - and I must admit I really liked the kid. The way he was able to laugh at his poor performance and say "I think as an offense we did some good things... well, apart from me" did kind of endear me to the guy and so for that reason alone I'm now hoping he does well (I'm a cheap date)

Without looking at anyone else's answers... Zay Jones, Dareus... Punt God... hmm, can't think of any more

And to take a massive dump

I knew they shouldn't have bothered with the anti d*ldo netting they built into the design

Is that the Tom Seleck version of Indiana Jone we very nearly had? Damn you, Magnum PI!

I'm sure Mahomes will enjoy throwing this guy passes in about 3 years

Hey man, there's no easy way out, especially when you have a burning heart - in other words, when your heart's on fire

A lot of this completion % stuff gets read the wrong way by the experts. If Allen threw 3 extra dump offs to RBs per game it would inflate his completion % and a lot of these experts would suddenly be making a big deal of his improvement, even though all he's done to improve it is throw 3 incredibly easy passes per game. Now, that's not to say such throws are worthless because they can be the difference in moving the chains or punting, but it does show how such things an get overblown. it was the same thing when he left college. Everyone was making a big deal of the 58% (or whatever it was) completions and it just became this phrase everyone started parroting. One of the Josh Allen believers (might have even been Kiper) pointed out that he was making more difficult pass attempts because his team was so bad and needed to score, and that if he'd make a couple of easy check downs per game it would have inflated his % to 60%, in which case the stuff about his accuracy wouldn't have been talked about so much.

Sometimes I look in the off the wall forum and I'm always surprised at how many active posters there are who I never see in here

There's absolutely nothing gay about Rocky 3. It's no more gay than Top Gun Oh, erm (*tries to think of an ultra macho 80s movie*) Okay then, Predator Ah ***** it

You're asking the wrong people

Philips plays nasty, and that's the kind of guy I want to show up when we play a team like the Bengals or the Phins. Both those teams had hatred in them when they played us last season. Really bullied the Bills. Obviously the Phins still only managed to beat us because they played in a furnace but you could see how nasty they were on defense. I want to see our team, especially the defense, dish that out a little this season. Less finesse and more old school style nastiness

So he's in mid-season form already?

Hopefully Diggs and Josh rediscover their Rocky 3 inspired homoeroticism this season.

Problem is, if you swipe left it takes you to the Dolphins forum

I guess I'm looking for the same thing everyone is looking for - love. I just want a guy who is kind, caring and obviously loves the Bills. In exchange I can offer simple home cooking

Managed to get a video of Spencer leaving the stadium. Guy looks fine, stop with all the worry for Christ's sake

I knew he'd bust. Just knew it I knew he'd bust. Just knew it

I'm actually more looking forward to this than the pre season games

Yeah I'm listening now, sounds more exciting on the radio than seeing it!